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Anyone like cracking Christmas Cracker jokes? by bIG bLOGGER on 22 December 2009 3:53pm
 
A man goes to a psychiatrist with a car steering wheel stuffed down his trousers.

The doctor looks up and says: "Oh,hello...what happened?"
The man replies: "........................"
 
Re: Anyone like cracking Christmas Cracker jokes? by kazzzz on 22 December 2009 3:54pm
 
I wheely have no idea?
 
Re: Anyone like cracking Christmas Cracker jokes? by bIG bLOGGER on 22 December 2009 3:55pm
 
Good try,kazzz. That's quite amusing.
 
Re: Anyone like cracking Christmas Cracker jokes? by kazzzz on 22 December 2009 3:56pm
 
Considering it's 3am here I'm fairly happy with that too.
 
Re: Anyone like cracking Christmas Cracker jokes? by bIG bLOGGER on 22 December 2009 4:01pm
 
OH! Not so much "Sleepless In Seattle" as "Sleepless In Sydney"..?
 
Re: Anyone like cracking Christmas Cracker jokes? by kazzzz on 22 December 2009 4:03pm
 
more like "Melancholy and Mince pies in Melbourne!"
 
Re: Anyone like cracking Christmas Cracker jokes? by johnnythemonkey on 22 December 2009 4:12pm
 
Well it sound better than " Glass in the coupon in Glesga. "
 
Re: Anyone like cracking Christmas Cracker jokes? by bIG bLOGGER on 22 December 2009 4:42pm
 
Oh dear!--- --- --- ---A case of:

<<"Melancholy in Melbourne" seeks companionship of "Dour and Gloomy in Glasgow"......all replies answered>>... :)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Anyway,to continue,the Doctor looks up and says: "Oh hello,what happened..?"

When I told this joke yesterday,one person said that the man replies: "Doctor,I need help with my sex drive.."
A second person said the doctor speaks next,and asks the man: "Can't you find any better way of keeping your trousers up?"

Of course the correct answer is:
The man replies: "Dunno...it's driving me nuts!" ---lol.
 
Re: Anyone like cracking Christmas Cracker jokes? by bIG bLOGGER on 22 December 2009 4:58pm
 
Here's another 'cracker':

A man walks into a butcher's shop and enquires: "Do you keep dripping?"

The butcher replies: "Yes,I do. It's very embarrassing,isn't it?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Here's another 'cracker':

Three African parrots are preening themselves energetically in a large cage--one at the top,one in the middle,and one at the bottom. Which parrot owns the cage?

Answer: The parrot at the bottom owns the cage,because the other 2 parrots are on higher perches! HAH!
 
Re: Anyone like cracking Christmas Cracker jokes? by johnnythemonkey on 22 December 2009 4:59pm
 
I may be gloomy at times bIG but I'm never dour.
Most of your jokes are shite btw. :)
 
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