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Name for Matron?? by Clare on 7 February 2006 1:55pm
 
This follows on from something mentioned in another thread but what do you reckon Matron's name is??

I have a friend (female) we all call Bernard. It's a bit long winded but I will try and explain. My friend is a nurse and some other friends were teasing her and calling her Nursey. This some of you may be aware is from Blackadder.

Then in one particular episode Nursey is asked her real name, she says something like I'm not sure I think it's Bernard. Hence it is now my friends nickname.

Anyway back to the plot. What is Matron's name. I reckon it is Gertrude.
Clare
 
Re: Name for Matron?? by tucsonmike on 7 February 2006 1:58pm
 
I'm afraid to ask.
 
Re: Name for Matron?? by arty_farty on 7 February 2006 1:59pm
 
i think its mavis.
 
Re: Name for Matron?? by kazzzz on 7 February 2006 6:33pm
 
So do I Arty...that'll do nicely
 
Re: Name for Matron?? by Spursfan on 7 February 2006 7:50pm
 
I think bernard is a good name for matron - or Brunhilde
 
Re: Name for Matron?? by purple on 7 February 2006 8:14pm
 
The sternest women I've come across in my life always seem to be called Bev. Wouldn't surprise me if that was Marton's name either!
 
Re: Name for Matron?? by Ken Dunn on 7 February 2006 8:53pm
 
I think MATRON may be a derivative of Morse, a troll from the past on this site and should be ignored.
 
Re: Name for Matron?? by perfectbitch on 7 February 2006 11:25pm
 
Definitely Ken. The syntax gives him/her/it away. Linz
 
Re: Name for Matron?? by tucsonmike on 8 February 2006 2:01am
 
Whatever s/he is, I am having a blast with the wit.
 
Re: Name for Matron?? by Spursfan on 8 February 2006 8:00am
 
Well yes Ken, I thought that myself.
 
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