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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
Heads up by Sir Eggsalot on 8 March 2006 4:12am
I would like to take this opportunity to announce that I might be absent from this board for a short time as I may be jetting off to Texas on a money-making scheme. I will post more details (for those of you who are interested and I know there are many) once they are to hand. In the meantime would those of you who have my email address please refrain from inundating my inbox with emails until I am back from my trip? There is nothing worse than coming back to a full box after having time away from the internet. I simply won't have time to go through all your emails and give them the attention they deserve. If you need to contact me urgently please send a telegram or make a trunk call. Thanks so much for your co-operation. Peace and creme eggs to you all.
Re: Heads up by tucsonmike on 8 March 2006 3:25pm
You can't be Ken Lay, he is already on trial in Houston. When are you going to be in the Lone Star State? How are you going to get your eggs through customs?
Re: Heads up by Sir Eggsalot on 9 March 2006 12:46pm
Ken Lay? What are you talking about man?
I'm currently in Texas it was sheer hell trying to get my big pointy lance through the metal detectors at the airport! And apparently burberry armour is illegal in Texas it's just as well I'm not gay as well isn't it?
Don't you worry about my eggs Mike they are well concealed ;)
Re: Heads up by kazzzz on 9 March 2006 3:33pm
Sir Eggsalot do you have a family crest or a coat of arms? Is it eggy?
Re: Heads up by arty_farty on 9 March 2006 4:31pm
ive got a coat of arms and im not a knight. its a gold sword point down above an open book (also gold) on a dark green background.
Re: Heads up by tucsonmike on 9 March 2006 5:00pm
Well I will be in San Antonio next weekend. I am suprised you had a tough time getting the lance through in Texas. You should have told them you were going to a hunting ranch to spear people, sorry I meant quail.
Re: Heads up by arty_farty on 10 March 2006 12:33pm
my brother got told off by airport security because he had an ink pen in his hand luggage. but they ignored the Athame in my suitcase. what? it can barely cut cardboard.
Re: Heads up by Miss-M on 14 March 2006 6:42am
What are you doing in Texas, Sir Eggsalot? And where are you orginally from, by the way? And don't tell me Eggstonia or some bloody place like that coz I know you're lying, LOL!

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