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Your epitaph
by komutanucantekme on 16 September 2006 9:46pm |
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Taking Spike Milligan's epitaph ("I told you I was ill") as a starting point, I started thinking about what could be on my tombstone - I'm still only 25 but you never know...
Until I can find something original, I think I'll go for "I'm not dead, I'm pining for the fjords". Of course, as I'm a person who is going to have the word "arm" tattooed on his arm, I can always have the word "Tombstone" written there...
What would be on yours? |
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Re: Your epitaph
by arty_farty on 16 September 2006 11:35pm |
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hmmm, i realy want a viking funaral.
but if i was buried i'd want a tape recorder attached to a pressure switch that yells "who dares disturb my slumber?" when someone comes near. |
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Re: Your epitaph
by tucsonmike on 17 September 2006 6:15am |
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Mine will be, "So THERE you are!" |
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Re: Your epitaph
by Holle on 17 September 2006 3:56pm |
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"Herr Doktor, unser Simulant ist gestorben!"
"Na nun übertreibt er's aber!"
International version could be:
'Doctor our malingerer died!'
'Oh now he blows it out of all proportions!' |
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Re: Your epitaph
by intrepid on 17 September 2006 4:29pm |
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"If you can read this, you're standing on my chest." |
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Re: Your epitaph
by perfectbitch on 18 September 2006 12:11am |
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I have always loved what Dorothy Parker (writer and enjoyer of booze) wanted on her headstone - "This is on me".
Linz |
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Re: Your epitaph
by sighthound on 18 September 2006 12:27am |
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I think she also wanted "Pardon my dust". |
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Re: Your epitaph
by fairygirl48 on 18 September 2006 5:47am |
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"Don't make me come back there!" |
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Re: Your epitaph
by kazzzz on 18 September 2006 7:22am |
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"CADBURY GOES INTO LIQUIDATION DUE TO MASSIVE DECLINE IN THE SALE OF CREME EGGS" |
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Re: Your epitaph
by Lounge Trekker on 18 September 2006 11:28am |
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As I enjoy my rest...my final resting place should have the following inscription:
HAVE A DRINK ON ME
Permanent Lounger |
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