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Your epitaph by komutanucantekme on 16 September 2006 9:46pm

Taking Spike Milligan's epitaph ("I told you I was ill") as a starting point, I started thinking about what could be on my tombstone - I'm still only 25 but you never know...

Until I can find something original, I think I'll go for "I'm not dead, I'm pining for the fjords". Of course, as I'm a person who is going to have the word "arm" tattooed on his arm, I can always have the word "Tombstone" written there...

What would be on yours?

Re: Your epitaph by arty_farty on 16 September 2006 11:35pm

hmmm, i realy want a viking funaral.

but if i was buried i'd want a tape recorder attached to a pressure switch that yells "who dares disturb my slumber?" when someone comes near.

Re: Your epitaph by tucsonmike on 17 September 2006 6:15am

Mine will be, "So THERE you are!"

Re: Your epitaph by Holle on 17 September 2006 3:56pm

"Herr Doktor, unser Simulant ist gestorben!"
"Na nun übertreibt er's aber!"

International version could be:
'Doctor our malingerer died!'
'Oh now he blows it out of all proportions!'

Re: Your epitaph by intrepid on 17 September 2006 4:29pm

"If you can read this, you're standing on my chest."

Re: Your epitaph by perfectbitch on 18 September 2006 12:11am

I have always loved what Dorothy Parker (writer and enjoyer of booze) wanted on her headstone - "This is on me".

Linz

Re: Your epitaph by sighthound on 18 September 2006 12:27am

I think she also wanted "Pardon my dust".

Re: Your epitaph by fairygirl48 on 18 September 2006 5:47am

"Don't make me come back there!"

Re: Your epitaph by kazzzz on 18 September 2006 7:22am

"CADBURY GOES INTO LIQUIDATION DUE TO MASSIVE DECLINE IN THE SALE OF CREME EGGS"

Re: Your epitaph by Lounge Trekker on 18 September 2006 11:28am

As I enjoy my rest...my final resting place should have the following inscription:

HAVE A DRINK ON ME

Permanent Lounger

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