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From the pagan joke book by perfectbitch on 21 November 2006 7:39pm
 
A friend sent me these and I thought I'd pass them on. But especially for Lucy.

How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
What do you want it changed into?

How many toads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, if you can remember which one used to be the electrician.

How many Druids does it take to change a lightbulb?
501. One to change the bulb and 500 to align the new stone.

Q. What do you call 13 Witches in a hot tub?
A. Self-Cleaning Coven

Q. What's the best thing about Pagan friends?
A. They worship the ground you walk on...
 
Re: From the pagan joke book by arty_farty on 21 November 2006 8:59pm
 
lol, here's some from wicca.com

Q:How many Druids does it take to change a light bulb?
A: They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in Stone Circles.

A: Thirteen! One to hold the bulb and 12 to drink enough to make the room spin.

Q: How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!"


Q: If a Witch practices on the beach, is she a Sandwich?

Q: What's Wiccan, flies around, and makes honey?
A: The Blessed Bee!

Q: What do you say to an angry witch?
A: Ribbit
 
Re: From the pagan joke book by suzulu on 21 November 2006 10:44pm
 
Hahahahahaa! Good ones!
 
Re: From the pagan joke book by kazzzz on 22 November 2006 6:32am
 
Haahaaa these are ace wot a nic change from blonde jokes!
 
Re: From the pagan joke book by arty_farty on 22 November 2006 2:43pm
 
hee hee, i found a blonde pagan joke

Q: Why did the blond pagan have a remote control?
A: She wanted to channel.
 
Re: From the pagan joke book by Sophie-Louise on 22 November 2006 10:11pm
 
LOL!! i love these!
 



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