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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
  
  
  
 
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Re: SPAM by pandk2 on 27 August 2003 11:03am
 
Hmmm Cooper..hope you found that link in under 5 minutes.....
 
Re: SPAM by risible-phyll on 27 August 2003 4:00pm
 
Mmmmm just logged onto the very helpful Gourd site Tony!!, priceless info there boyo........

I wonder if we clever Palinites can suggest a few good uses for Gourdes for example..................


Take one Gourd( the shape of which will not offend or frighten Great auntie)

cut in half.....

scoop out whatever is is the middle of the said Gourd, (perhaps its fondant creme or praline centre????)

fill generously with Hormel reconsituted Spam, leave over night in a Vat of Holy Grail Ale........

and use in the shower in the morning as an invigorating wake me up loofa!!!!

have your family, friends and workmates delight at that hot porky aroma MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

any other thoughts for a Gourd ???
which is to be followed at all cost??

Phyll x
 
Re: SPAM by peripatetically on 28 August 2003 1:36pm
 
Phyll, that sounds just like Tony's bum waxing recipe!
 
Re: SPAM by fattcslim on 28 August 2003 2:49pm
 
and so it is pats, bloody scottish will drink and eat anything, heathens i tell you HEATHENS
 
Re: SPAM by pandk2 on 28 August 2003 3:33pm
 
...which brings us back to that Yorkshire tea....
 
Re: SPAM by risible-phyll on 29 August 2003 12:22am
 
Karen don't you mean "Bring Up" the Yorkshire tea.?????????
 
Re: SPAM by fattcslim on 29 August 2003 3:05am
 
it was the crappy scottish water, not the fantastic yorkshire tea and where is everyone? just coz its 1am in the uk thats no excuse!!!
 
Re: SPAM by decomposingcomposers on 2 September 2003 9:25pm
 
not been online 4 ages but thanks 4 the info tony... wot a strange site
 
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