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Creme eggs can be hazardous to your health
by kazzzz on 8 October 2007 4:21am |
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Actually, they can't, I'm just trying to fit in :) |
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Re: Creme eggs can be hazardous to your health
by tucsonmike on 8 October 2007 4:42am |
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Only when I get the sugar rush. |
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Re: Creme eggs can be hazardous to your health
by Spursfan on 8 October 2007 8:26am |
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They can be you know, oh yes.
May I demonstrate?
1. Unwrapping and eating one, gazing lovingly at the chocolate orb, is NOT recommended whilst driving in the fast lane of the M6 !!
2. Placing a creme egg in your regulator so you can 'smell the aroma of a creme egg whilst scuba diving' is suicide!!
3. You may find that placing a creme egg in each eye socket and then trying to cross a busy dual carriageway is very unadvised.
4. Using two creme eggs instead of a parachute is....well, just don't go there, ok?!
;-)
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Re: Creme eggs can be hazardous to your health
by kazzzz on 8 October 2007 11:40am |
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OMG Anne you're RIGHT....thankyou for alerting us to the eggy perils....are Twixes ok? |
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Re: Creme eggs can be hazardous to your health
by johnnythemonkey on 8 October 2007 12:31pm |
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Twixes are fine but Mars Bars are better. |
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Re: Creme eggs can be hazardous to your health
by arty_farty on 8 October 2007 12:32pm |
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i suppose jumbo twixes could be used as splints for broken wrists and if you are very tiny, a pair of edible skis.
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Re: Creme eggs can be hazardous to your health
by Sophie-Louise on 8 October 2007 2:29pm |
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if you have a filling and you forget to take a bit of foil off your egg that's hazardous to your dental health, it bloody hurts!!! |
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Re: Creme eggs can be hazardous to your health
by Spursfan on 8 October 2007 2:55pm |
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Well, should you be trying to cross a busy river of hot tea (!) it is best to avoid using a Twix as a raft as, frankly, it eventually just melts!
Also you MUST be careful about poking your eye out on them.
The answer? Parcel up all your twixes and send them to me, c/o Health & Safety, Chocolate objects Section, (Fruit and) Nut House, Stafford. |
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Re: Creme eggs can be hazardous to your health
by Palin_Lover on 8 October 2007 5:15pm |
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LMAO! Now I'll have to make a hazardous to your health post... |
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Re: Creme eggs can be hazardous to your health
by kazzzz on 9 October 2007 7:16am |
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Toblerones are a nightmare, you could lose an eye on one of those things. |
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