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work vs prison by Katin on 7 June 2003 1:27am
 
in prisonyou spend the majority of your time in a8x10 cell
at work you spend it in a6x8 cubicle
in prison you get 3 meals a day
at work you get a break for one meal and pay for it
in prison you get time off for good behavior
at work you get more work for good behavior
in prison the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
at work you must carry around a security card and open all doors yourself
in prison you may watch tv and play games
at work you get fired for watching tv and playing games
in prison you get your own toilet
at work you share with some idiots who pee on the seats
in prison family and friends may visit
at work you cant even speak to family
in prison all expenses are payed by tax payers with no work required
at work you get to pay all expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from salary to pay for prisoners
in prison you spend most of your life inside bars trying to get out
at work you spend most of your time trying to get out and go inside bars
in prison you must deal with sadistic warders
at work they are called managers

***so why is it again we work?***
 
Re: work vs prison by peripatetically on 7 June 2003 3:16pm
 
Webbie, please delete. TY

Patty~
 
Re: work vs prison by peripatetically on 7 June 2003 3:16pm
 
little "tongue -n -cheek" , I see!!!! LOL Very clever, Pedro!

Patty~
 
Re: work vs prison by JAC on 7 June 2003 4:33pm
 
I like it. Well done. Did we have a bad day at work?
Julie
 



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