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MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY THREAD DELIVERY by sarahs on 30 April 2005 1:02pm
 
I will be delivering the thread on Tuesday 3 May (which happens to be my birthday, so if I see Michael that will be a bonus).

Any ideas on how to deliver it? The idea of wrapping it around Adnams is a good one I think, but any others?

Sarah
xxx
 
Re: MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY THREAD DELIVERY by kazzzz on 30 April 2005 1:04pm
 
How about wrapping it in a loincloth? ;) Thread for an ex leper?
 
Re: MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY THREAD DELIVERY by beccles on 30 April 2005 1:14pm
 
Haha, or you could put it inside a soft cushion? BIGGLES! POKE HIM WITH THE SOFT CUSHIONS!!! That has got 2 be one of my favourite lines!
 
Re: MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY THREAD DELIVERY by kazzzz on 30 April 2005 1:31pm
 
Stay tuned for 1001 silly ideas Sarah! Lol!
 
Re: MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY THREAD DELIVERY by Ahren on 30 April 2005 2:27pm
 
I like the tin of Spam idea, not mine but very good!

How about inside of a haddock? or around any old fish, i dont know what they used for the fish slapping dance!
wrapped around a dish-rack or inside a milk bottle!!
 
Re: MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY THREAD DELIVERY by Helen on 30 April 2005 3:02pm
 
Pilchards. In oil.

i think oil may damage the Birthday Parchment, however.

I don't have any ideas. I'm useless before breakfast.
 
Re: MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY THREAD DELIVERY by Spursfan on 30 April 2005 3:06pm
 
A tin of chicken (with bone)? I DO like the spam idea.

Or how about tied to the leg of a dead parrot? (Sorry had to whisper that as our parrot Basil was listening)!!

Anne
 
Re: MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY THREAD DELIVERY by julwis on 30 April 2005 4:17pm
 
How about a black pudding, so black even the white bits are black! ;)
 
Re: MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY THREAD DELIVERY by Spursfan on 30 April 2005 5:09pm
 
To be practical, how about wrapping a map of the world around it like a scroll? Perhaps the routes he took in his travels to date could be highlighted?

I'm still all for the dead parrot, but they're not that easy to come by....

Anne
 
Re: MICHAEL'S BIRTHDAY THREAD DELIVERY by Spursfan on 30 April 2005 5:09pm
 
oops sorry pressed submit by mistake!!!
 
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