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Newspaper headlines :) by kristinekm on 5 June 2005 2:51am
 
These are actual newspaper headlines :)

- 20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
- Air Head Fired
- Autos Killing 110 a Day--Let's Resolve to Do Better
- Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn't Seen in Years
- British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
- Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
- Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
- Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
- Croupiers On Strike--Management: "No Big Deal"
- Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
- Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
- Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
- Include your Children when Baking Cookies
- Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
- L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
- Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
- Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
- Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
- Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
- Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
- Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- March Planned For Next August
- Miners Refuse to Work After Death
- Never Withhold Herbes Infection from Loved One
- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
- Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
- Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
- Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
- Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
- Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
- Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
- Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest
- Steals Clock, Faces Time
- Stolen Painting Found by Tree
- Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
- Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
- Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
- War Dims Hope for Peace
 
Re: Newspaper headlines :) by beccles on 5 June 2005 4:38am
 
Lol! Where do you get all these? V.Good, keep 'em coming krisinekm!

-bec:)
 
Re: Newspaper headlines :) by perfectbitch on 5 June 2005 11:04am
 
In the 70's, 2 newspaper hoardings caught my eye.
1. During tube and rail strike. OFFICIAL CHAOS TONIGHT.
2. During Watergate. WHY I SACKED COX BY NIXON
 
Re: Newspaper headlines :) by Ahren on 5 June 2005 9:54pm
 
lol they're great! Have you got any more?!
 
Re: Newspaper headlines :) by kristinekm on 6 June 2005 9:34pm
 
Ahren, I just picked out some of the best. There are loads of them here, amongst other funny stuf. http://www.ahajokes.com/funny_ads.html
 
Re: Newspaper headlines :) by Ahren on 6 June 2005 10:17pm
 
lol, very funny!! I like the translations!
 



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