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Funny Book Titles by kristinekm on 6 June 2005 3:49am
 
Trying my best to liven things up IN A POSITIVE WAY!!!

Hope these funny book titles will do the trick :)

- Over The Cliff by Hugo First
- Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Nightly
- Severed Joints by Arm Less
- The End of the World by Armageddin Outtahere
- Hide and Seek by I.C. You
- Dangerous Animals by Mann Eaters
- I'm Gods Gift to Women by P. Rick
- Advanced Maths by Smart E. Pants
- Bubbles in the Bathtub by Ivor Windybottom
- A Stitch in Time by Justin Case
- Chest Pain by I. Coffalot
- Bad Falls by Eileen Dover
- Body Parts by Anne Atomy
- Drinking Problems by Imorf Mihead
- Chauvinistic Men by A. Lone
- Drinking Problems by Al Coholic
- Somethings Out There by Will B. Watchinu
- Free Willy by Freda Wale
- Land Ahoy by I.C.Fields
- Great Sex by Ivana humpalot
- Sexual Organs by Jenna Talia
- The French Chef by Sue Flay
- Tight Situation by Leah Tard
- Unemployed by Anita Job
- Off to Market by Tobias A. Pigg
- Handel's Messiah by Ollie Luyah
- Downpour! by Wayne Dwops
- Cloning by Ima Dubble
- Holmes Does it Again by Scott Linyard
- Neither a Borrower by Nora Lender Bee
- Is O. J. Guilty? by Howard I. Know
Animal Illnesses by Ann Thrax
- French Overpopulation by Francis Crowded
- Fallen Underwear by Lucy Lastic
- House Construction by Bill Jerome Home
- Yellow River by Iam Ping and I. P. Freely
- Leo Tolstoy by Warren Peace
- Why Cars Stop by M. T. Tank
- Wind in the Willows by Russell Ingleaves
- Look Younger by Fay Slift
- Mountain Climbing by Andover Hand
- It's Springtime! by Theresa Green
- No! by Kurt Reply
- And Shut Up! by Sid Downe
- Sex on the Beach by Sandy Shortz
- 40 Yards to the Latrine by Willy Makeit and Betty Wont
 
Re: Funny Book Titles by Spursfan on 6 June 2005 12:09pm
 
Hilarious - particularly the last one! Hope he did lol!!

Anne
 
Re: Funny Book Titles by Wild in Africa on 6 June 2005 6:08pm
 
and try these taken from the venerable Monty Python's Big Red Book (Hardback Edition) of 1971 which perhaps needless to say was a blue covered paperback:

Mowing the Lawn by HRH The Duke of Edinburgh
Toad sexing for toddlers
Vegetables I will never forget
Bursting-a first primer
Lumps you can do things with
The Boys book of Boils and sores
Stone Me-The Autobiography of St Stephen
Carol Cleveland's A History of toad sexing
Magnetism made dull



oh and there are so many more but I suppose it is out of print long ago and you can't have my prized copy!


 
Re: Funny Book Titles by Spursfan on 6 June 2005 6:58pm
 
I can see a bit of a toad sexing theme here - a hobby of yours perhaps? lol!!

Seriously, I find the fact that the book was blue and paperback and called red and hardback endearingly funny!

Anne
 
Re: Funny Book Titles by Wild in Africa on 6 June 2005 7:10pm
 
Hmmm, toad sexing has not been one of my leisure activities of late but it did feature strongly in the Big Red Book compendium...other famous titles were:
My life with a toad sexer
A Midsummer Nights toad sexing
Toad sexing in the car

as well as
How to spell by the Quoon
Fun with the Duke of Edinburgh
Pimples that mean success

 
Re: Funny Book Titles by Spursfan on 6 June 2005 7:32pm
 
Lol!!!!!

Anne

P.S. How are you - haven't 'spoken' for ages!!
 
Re: Funny Book Titles by kristinekm on 6 June 2005 9:29pm
 
If you liked these - you might want to look at this: http://www.funnybooktitles.com/

There are almost too many :)

Have fun,
Kristine
 
Re: Funny Book Titles by Ahren on 6 June 2005 10:33pm
 
There is a boy in my brother's class who is really called Ben Dover!!!
 
Re: Funny Book Titles by Spursfan on 6 June 2005 10:45pm
 
I used to know a couple whose youngest son was called Ben Dove. They had a t-shirt made with the slogan: 'Bend Over Ben Dove'!

Anne
 
Re: Funny Book Titles by beccles on 7 June 2005 9:22am
 
poor child! better than being called turtle though.
 
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