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Poem :) by kristinekm on 1 July 2005 12:08am
Bomb Iraq

When you're happy and you know it bomb Iraq
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

It's 'pre-emptive non-aggression', bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
Re: Poem :) by perfectbitch on 1 July 2005 10:14am
Thank - you Kristin, love it. I actually snag the last verse out loud - put a smile on my face.
Re: Poem :) by jim on 1 July 2005 2:07pm
I like it Kristine.Made me smile as well.
Re: Poem :) by Sky on 1 July 2005 2:38pm
lol I've seen the video to that too, it's somewhere on About.com, *very* funny
Re: Poem :) by Ken Dunn on 1 July 2005 2:52pm
I might add one or two of my poems some day.
Re: Poem :) by jim on 1 July 2005 5:15pm
You should do Ken,Brighten up our day.
Re: Poem :) by beccles on 2 July 2005 4:39am
lol, that is funny stuff Kristine :-)
Re: Poem :) by Ken Dunn on 2 July 2005 7:20pm

Darkness fell, clunk.
Dawn broke, crack.

I'll find some more suitable ones for later.
Re: Poem :) by Ahren on 2 July 2005 10:48pm
Brilliant, both of you!!!
Re: Poem :) by Ello on 6 July 2005 12:51pm
That's a really good poem, kristine. I can just picture Bush singing it to himself as he falls asleep sucking his thumb with his teddy....
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