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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
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Matron is.... by tucsonmike on 21 February 2006 1:39pm
I had a scary thought in the night. Matron is my cat, Ashley. Ashley is hyperclean, yells at me if I am out past 9 P.M., if I am up past 10:30 and at 5 A.M. to be fed. I swear the little brat can tell time.
Last night she yelled at me, and her voice cut out half way through. I was doubled over in laughter.
Re: Matron is.... by arty_farty on 21 February 2006 1:59pm
how could a cat use a computer?

or speak english?
Re: Matron is.... by suzulu on 21 February 2006 2:50pm
Well, cats are very clever.
Re: Matron is.... by Spursfan on 21 February 2006 5:48pm
arty-farty: by using the mouse??!! ;-)
Re: Matron is.... by kazzzz on 21 February 2006 8:29pm
My uncle's cat can open screw top jars with his paws to get his cat bikkies out awwwwwwwwww bless his little cotton sox.

Is this turning into another cat thread?
Re: Matron is.... by Miss-M on 22 February 2006 1:42am
Mike, is your cat's surname Wilkes, by any chance?

Oh Ashley, I love you!
Re: Matron is.... by tucsonmike on 22 February 2006 2:02am
Never gave Ashley a surname. When being silly, she is Ashley Pooh.
Re: Matron is.... by kazzzz on 22 February 2006 12:59pm
Alcoholic you seem to be rather well informed on the art of bottom licking
Re: Matron is.... by arty_farty on 22 February 2006 9:41pm
emma once said 'i love you' when meowing for attention one morning at 6:00.
Re: Matron is.... by Sir Eggsalot on 23 February 2006 5:02am
an overbearing trollop! If I hear anymore GRUMBLE GRUMBLES
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