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The Origins of Matron by tucsonmike on 9 March 2006 5:16pm
 
This is my version of the origins of Matron.

Matron is from a family that left what Shakespeare calls "that sceptered isle," to help the British Empire "civilize" the world. To India. To beat Burmese and Malays into submission with her umbrella.
Ah, but the British Empire is no more. So Matron, is well a matron without an empire. So she came to Palinstravels to hector folks she can't meet. Remember one thing, y'all. She can't hit us with an umbrella LOL!
 
Re: The Origins of Matron by arty_farty on 9 March 2006 5:20pm
 
chat room or are you buzy?
 
Re: The Origins of Matron by tucsonmike on 10 March 2006 1:22am
 
OK Matron, maybe u have met some folks on here. I know you haven't met me!;-) I reckon you'd remember that. I'll bet I'd remember that!:-)
And were you matronly to the folks you did meet on here? LOL! Let me ask for a hint. When I am in the U.K. next July, am I going to meet you?
 
Re: The Origins of Matron by tucsonmike on 10 March 2006 1:47pm
 
Oh, OK.
 
Re: The Origins of Matron by kazzzz on 10 March 2006 4:22pm
 
Matron you are just sooooooo rude!

*duck*
 
Re: The Origins of Matron by arty_farty on 10 March 2006 4:35pm
 
is it safe to get up yet?
 
Re: The Origins of Matron by kazzzz on 10 March 2006 4:39pm
 
*I don't know I'm still under the table*
 
Re: The Origins of Matron by arty_farty on 10 March 2006 4:50pm
 
im in the cupboard under the sink. the pipe is digging in my back.
 
Re: The Origins of Matron by kazzzz on 10 March 2006 4:54pm
 
*how uncomfortable for you I've crawled to the broom cupboard I have a mop poking in my ear*
 
Re: The Origins of Matron by Miss-M on 11 March 2006 3:28am
 
MATRON, how are things between you and JRJ? Plenty of fireworks, eh? Hope you've sorted out the problem with the beard rash! ;)
 



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