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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
  
  
  
 
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Tractor for sale....... by risible-phyll on 26 March 2003 6:18pm
 
Tractor for sale.............

Used daily for the past 75 years ,collecting in cream eggs and miscellaneous farm animal deposits,

Bright green in colour with yellow "Go fast" stripes......

A good "babe magnet" turns the ladies heads when you trundle by ( and their stomachs)

Free with tractor......... An unenviable collection of dried goods which have accumulated between the tyre treads over hot steamy days..MMMMMMmmmm gives it a most luxurious country feel !!!!!!

come on grab a bargain...!!!!!!!!!!!!

Offers in the region of .............

4 1/2 million cream eggs , not negotiable

See Phyll for more details
 
Re: Tractor for sale....... by fattcslim on 26 March 2003 8:20pm
 
ill give you 4 million cream eggs and 200 flakes?
 
Re: Tractor for sale....... by risible-phyll on 26 March 2003 8:45pm
 
Tony, Tony, Tony tut tut doesn't come close!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1/2 million cream eggs DOES NOT equal 200 flakes, there will be a total riot here if you were to suggest such a thing... well really !!!!!!!

Still open to offers on this wonderful machine

Phyll x
 
Re: Tractor for sale....... by peripatetically on 27 March 2003 1:32am
 
Do we get to test drive the tractor first, Phyll? MAYBE I"ll consider your offer then...
Patty~
 
Re: Tractor for sale....... by Diamond on 27 March 2003 1:35am
 
perhaps - if Phyll could test drive the eggs in return! ROFL

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Re: Tractor for sale....... by peripatetically on 27 March 2003 1:47am
 
With that, Lyn, I can picture Phyll sitting on 4 1/2 million creme eggs and rolling down a hill completely out of control !!! HAHAHA

Patty~
 
Re: Tractor for sale....... by Diamond on 27 March 2003 1:49am
 
well she couldnt roll them uphill ROFL now Im in stitches!!!!

What would I do without you- had a busy day watching Rusell Watson record a TV special in London - briliant but exhausting and you have cheered me up

LOL

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Re: Tractor for sale....... by fattcslim on 27 March 2003 2:14am
 
ok ok this is my final offer now, 4 million 175 thousand eggs and 149 thousand twix, take it or leave it i can get a conbine harvester for 4.5 million cream eggs, and diamond the only 2 good things about russell watson are he sings the theme for enterprise and hes a man u supporter
 
Re: Tractor for sale....... by peripatetically on 27 March 2003 2:31am
 
Tony, I love Russell too. Don't say nasty things about such a fine person.

Had to chime in on this one, LYN...

Patty~
 
Re: Tractor for sale....... by Diamond on 27 March 2003 2:31am
 
there is a third <> but I aint tellin you what!!

what is a conbine harvester
 
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