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Re: WHAT A MESS by Sir Eggsalot on 24 December 2006 5:17am
 
No need to shout my dear lady. It was I who dropped the creme egg and for that I apologise profusely. I just popped online to wish all the posters a very Merry Christmas and one of the eggs must have rolled out of my basket. It is a very large basket and full of creme eggs for each and every one of the lovely people of Palin's Travels. So here's a creme egg for all of you.

Eggy wishes...
Sir Eggsalot
 
Re: WHAT A MESS by Sir Eggsalot on 24 December 2006 5:23am
 
Have you completed all your Christmas shopping Matron? What did you buy for your friends and family (assuming you are generous enough to shop for them)?
 
Re: WHAT A MESS by Sir Eggsalot on 24 December 2006 5:48am
 
An eggcrate? What sort of cheap present is that? Is it a crate for my creme eggs or the generic eggs from the supermarket?
 
Re: WHAT A MESS by Sir Eggsalot on 24 December 2006 5:56am
 
I'll have you know that I don't eat freerange eggs nor indeed any eggs other than the creme variety. So your present will be totally wasted. I shall have to auction it on ebay at the conclusion of the festive season.
 
Re: WHAT A MESS by Sir Eggsalot on 24 December 2006 6:02am
 
The Eggsalot refers to CREME eggs. An eggtimer will be as equally useless since I don't hardboil my creme eggs. Nevertheless it is the thought that counts I suppose and for that, I thank you. For you I have bought the complete series of the Carry On films, signed by your surviving co-stars.
 
Re: WHAT A MESS by johnnythemonkey on 24 December 2006 7:02am
 
MATRON,COULD YOU PLEASE STOP TYPING IN UPPERCASE,OTHERWISE ............I'll just kill you. Do I get a mention in your next rant?
 
Re: WHAT A MESS by foreignrabbit on 24 December 2006 7:59pm
 
this is an oddly pleasant thread

thanks for the carrot matron.

i got you two bricks and a hankerchief!!!!!
 
Re: WHAT A MESS by sighthound on 24 December 2006 8:33pm
 
Thanks for the virtual puppydog slippers, Matron. They'll replace the real ones that my real puppies just chewed up. I got you a lower-case alphabet.

Merry Christmas!
 
Re: WHAT A MESS by Lounge Trekker on 24 December 2006 9:47pm
 
Thanksh so mush for the wine, MRS. MATRON, ma'am. It was jus lovely with the rare Buffalo burgers me an Bruno had for dinner.

I got you a pair of clappers...just clap your hands and these marvellous magical domestic servant-types will do anything you ask. I found them on the Internet, on the same shopping page as foreignrabbit found his imaginary freinds.

Lounge Trekker
 
Re: WHAT A MESS by foreignrabbit on 25 December 2006 4:50am
 
HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 



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