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Re: Toilets by Spursfan on 10 January 2006 8:24pm
 
Yes I do realise that suzulu, thanks - but if I'd wanted to put a smiley I would have done!!

Thought the pun stood ok on its own...
 
Re: Toilets by Sophie-Louise on 10 January 2006 9:45pm
 
oh lmao that's so funny, for a second i thought you were saying 'WHATEVER' to my little speech about toilets... i thought how can you disagree about a greek toilet or a french hole... hahaha!

i have some sainsburys basic toilet paper... being a poor student and all, what's the deal with all this expensive charmin stuff?! what a waste of money! lol
 
Re: Toilets by tucsonmike on 10 January 2006 11:25pm
 
At this rate, we should just put together an Almanac of World Toilets. You would have the country, what to expect and....
 
Re: Toilets by Strewth on 11 January 2006 5:50am
 
BLAGHHGAGH! Eeeew. My high school is basically a abnormally large gym locker room! It smells HORRIBLE! And apparently people don't know that we have plumbing there. I mean, peradventure you could partake in a courtesy flush, eh? I swear, never walk in to a public high school's bathroom, or you'll get eaten by a gargantuan rat named Bob the Freakishly Big Rat. It's positively hairy in there, I fear for my bally life when I go to take a whiz!

Oh, and be sure to wear a gas mask whilst traversing our dingy halls, because if you don't take this precaution you'll die from the 'french baths', as we have dubbed them. The students are at the age where they are just now discovering perfume and cologne, so they use it in massive amounts, whenever they can. They do so to cover up their adolescent stench, because they haven't heard of what we call the "shower". It's a bleedin' gas chamber!

It is at this point where I heave a sigh.

It's so very dirty as well, thanks to our dratted "professors". Instead of burning our pater's and mater's money by filling our heads with wonderful knowledge, they have instead burned your money by telling us about how Wal-Mart is bad, and how they don't get paid enough. I'm not jesting. I had a 40 minute lecture by my global studies professor about how he needs a raise, and how we should all go on strike to help the git line his organic trouser pockets more efficiently.

I digress.

Anyhoodles, he was pissing and moaning, the other teachers were pissing and moaning, so you know what they did? They cut our JANITORS, just so they could have a little more money! This is a school with over 3000 messy teenagers in it, and we don't have janitors!

Some of you are parents, I'm sure, and I bet you feel sick that you pay good money to send us to these beastly prisons of stink and filth.

-LRD.
 
Re: Toilets by Strewth on 11 January 2006 6:09am
 
I'm excruciatingly proud of myself. I managed to squeeze 'peradventure' into the rant above.
 
Re: Toilets by Strewth on 11 January 2006 7:20am
 
I'm excruciatingly proud of myself. I managed to squeeze 'peradventure' into the rant above.
 
Re: Toilets by Strewth on 11 January 2006 7:24am
 
Ugh, double post. Oh well, just trying to prove my point.
 
Re: Toilets by tucsonmike on 11 January 2006 11:59pm
 
At this rate, we'll not just see the point but visualize and smell it, thereby playing havoc with ALL the human senses...
 
Re: Toilets by kazzzz on 12 January 2006 1:36am
 
Can someone stand outside the cubicle and guard the door for me please?
The lock appears to be broken :)
 
Re: Toilets by kazzzz on 12 January 2006 1:40am
 
and don't look thru my bag
 
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