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Re: Toilets by Sophie-Louise on 12 January 2006 1:43am
 
i'll watch the door kaz, if you get out the gents and come in the ladies! god what are you like?!
 
Re: Toilets by Strewth on 12 January 2006 6:35am
 
Are we actually having a sort of toilet role play? I'm ashamed of myself, though I never knew it would bally well come to this. What have I unleashed upon the unknowing internetees?
 
Re: Toilets by intrepid on 12 January 2006 2:45pm
 
By the way, when I got to the Czech Rep., I learned that when you say that somebody's in the bathroom, you don't say "He's in the bathroom" or "He's in that room with the toilet in it" or, as Winston Churchill said "in the smallest room in my house". What you say is "He's on the toilet." I prefer a phrase which leaves more to the imagination.
 
Re: Toilets by arty_farty on 12 January 2006 4:45pm
 
in year nine this one bog cubicle had shit on the floor and it was a week before any body cleaned it up. this was at a crappy campsite in essex, Danbury i do belive. ick

it literaly was a shit hole that one.
 
Re: Toilets by arty_farty on 12 January 2006 5:24pm
 
public loo manners
1 never use a cubicle where the lid is down. surprize!!!
2 clean up after your self.
3 never flush tampons (no experimenting they can drain a pint faster than the speed of light)
4 don't flick ciggies down there either
5 don't use a cubical with no bog paper or an S.T bin
6 don't use the bars of soap
7 never never never share a cubicle.
8 don't compare sizes when at urinals (men only)
9 don't snort stuff off the bogs if they arn't clean
10 in chingford wear nose plugs.
11 avoid the trousers round the ankle shuffle at all costs.
good luck using public lavvies
 
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