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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
  
  
  
 
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Top Tip by kazzzz on 11 March 2007 8:29am
 
TAME budgies and parrots easily by replacing their grit with iron filings. By holding a large magnet, they will sit hapilly on your hand for hours.
:)
 
Re: Top Tip by johnnythemonkey on 11 March 2007 8:30am
 
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Re: Top Tip by kazzzz on 11 March 2007 8:34am
 
MUMS. After your kids have mastered spelling with Alphabetti Spaghetti, buy a tin of the normal stuff so as they can practise joined-up writing.
 
Re: Top Tip by kazzzz on 11 March 2007 8:36am
 
Haha I love these...

EXPERIENCE the thrills of a skiing holiday without the expense. Simply sellotape two planks of wood to your feet, sit in your freezer for three hours, then run into a tree as fast as you can.
 
Re: Top Tip by johnnythemonkey on 11 March 2007 8:36am
 
You are off your head!
 
Re: Top Tip by kazzzz on 11 March 2007 8:37am
 
FOOL your friends into thinking you use expensive butter by simply using cheap margerine and ripping holes in the bread.

OK I'll stop now.
 
Re: Top Tip by kazzzz on 11 March 2007 8:40am
 
CELEBRATE the birthday of a friend or relative by making your own Happy Birthday banner and strapping it to a roundabout. Motorists are always grateful to be informed of the age of someone they have never met.

apart from this one.
 
Re: Top Tip by johnnythemonkey on 11 March 2007 8:42am
 
,
 
Re: Top Tip by johnnythemonkey on 11 March 2007 8:46am
 
I've seen those banners.
Arseholes!
 
Re: Top Tip by arty_farty on 11 March 2007 1:23pm
 
lol, ive seen stuff like this in a womans mag, one person wrote in saying that you can recycle old razor blades as potatoe peelers.

ewwwww
 
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