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Gung Hay Fat Choy by Lounge Trekker on 8 February 2008 8:18am
 
Chinese New Year. May all your dreams and wishes make your life worth living.

Lounge Trekker
 
Re: Gung Hay Fat Choy by ev on 8 February 2008 1:34pm
 
Ok here's a Chinese joke then :)

A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something you must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about it." He says that it's not a problem, and they are married.

On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she's a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69.

The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says "You want.. the beef and broccoli?"

 
Re: Gung Hay Fat Choy by kazzzz on 8 February 2008 1:34pm
 
Haahaaa!!
 
Re: Gung Hay Fat Choy by tucsonmike on 8 February 2008 2:25pm
 
And to all. We had Chinese food last night.
 
Re: Gung Hay Fat Choy by mrsthing on 8 February 2008 3:05pm
 
Great joke! :D :D :D
 
Re: Gung Hay Fat Choy by canaveralgumby on 9 February 2008 5:16am
 
Good idea!!

Happy New Year to all! I love it. A second chance in 6 weeks for us to start anew.
 



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