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Australian statistics by ev on 25 September 2008 5:28pm
 
Some statistics from Australia:

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit
cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the
toilet.

So there you go.. smartest country on Earth..

The one about the beer caps is particularly surprising, since we use twist tops!
 
Re: (No Subject) by kazzzz on 26 September 2008 1:49am
 
Jeez ev and here's me spending all this time trying to portray us as articulate, intelligent and a peg above the rest.

*sigh*

Pass me a bottle and a battery will ya?
 
Re: (No Subject) by peripatetically on 26 September 2008 11:06am
 
HAHAHA. This can't be true. Is it, really?
 
Re: (No Subject) by kazzzz on 26 September 2008 12:10pm
 
No Pats this whole thread is a figment of your imagination :)
 
Re: (Yes Subject!) by Ellerd on 26 September 2008 2:17pm
 
ev = Germaine Greer

;-)
 
Re: (No Subject) by bIG bLOGGER on 26 September 2008 2:32pm
 
In the last 50 years there have been 61 deaths in Australian waters from shark attack,most of them either off Queensland or South Australia. Therefore looking at the above statistics there is probably a greater risk of injury from opening a bottle of beer with your teeth.
 
Re: (No Subject) by kazzzz on 26 September 2008 2:35pm
 
Lucky i don't drink then ;)
 
Re: (No Subject) by ev on 27 September 2008 9:59am
 
Here's another interesting fact - the average number of snakebite deaths per year in Australia is only 1.8! Ok let's round that up to 2.. but the point is more die from testing 9V batteries with their tongues than from 'Australia's deadly reptiles'..!
 
Re: Australian statistics by kazzzz on 27 September 2008 12:58pm
 
I don't believe that, no WAY are there only two fatal snakebites per year.
 
Re: Australian statistics by bIG bLOGGER on 27 September 2008 2:15pm
 
The 'Cairns Post'(Cairns/North Queensland/Great Barrier Reef) has a story from May,2008,when a roadside lunchstop nearly proved deadly for a tourist outside the town of Laura.The Australian deadly brown snake slithered between the man's legs and made a lunge for his manhood,biting the end of his Peenis(not biting OFF the end,I should add).He was attended by paramedics who had to check he hadn't been poisoned,and was taken to Cooktown Hospital for closer examination where he was given the all-clear.
 
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