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Why would anyone want one? by TERRY S on 9 September 2009 1:31am
 
Sorry if this offensive, just curious to know: WHY would anyone buy one!!!!!?

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/buy-the-fart-in-a-bag-it-the-gift-that-keeps-on-giving_W0QQitemZ300344541430QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_3?hash=item45edee00f6&;_trksid=p3286.c0.m14
 
Re: Why would anyone want one? by kazzzz on 9 September 2009 2:11am
 
My brother would love that!
LOL Terry, why were you searching for farts in bags?? You BOUGHT one didn't you!!!!
 
Re: Why would anyone want one? by Miss-M on 9 September 2009 3:41am
 
LMAO!!!
 
Re: Why would anyone want one? by Wild in Africa on 9 September 2009 12:01pm
 
Just shows you can sell anything to people gullible enough. A few years ago I remember someone selling bottled Welsh Mountain Air to Welsh expatriates, and they sold too!!
 
Re: Why would anyone want one? by Spursfan on 9 September 2009 12:17pm
 
All I can say is it is the sort of jokey gift I would get my husband for Xmas, on top of more 'normal' gifts.

Gnomes that f**t as you walk past, a vomiting Mr Creosote, etc etc
 
Re: Why would anyone want one? by canaveralgumby on 9 September 2009 5:53pm
 
One can make one's OWN fart in a bag...
 
Re: Why would anyone want one? by Miss-M on 10 September 2009 2:04am
 
When my brother and I broke wind when we were younger, Dad would say "Go to the toilet" or "Control your bottom". Ah, the memories...
 
Re: Why would anyone want one? by kazzzz on 10 September 2009 5:40am
 
Yes indeed, farting was ignored in our house as if it didn't exist when I was growing up. It's totally off topic with my parents. Unlike my home now, I live with a whole family of windbags who aren't afraid to prove it.

Cori that's FUNNY!!! There's a good idea for people for Christmas, people who have everything. Would you use a paper bag or a plastic one? I don't think fabric would work. Would you wrap it? A nice bow on the top? Lovely!!
 
Re: Why would anyone want one? by Spursfan on 10 September 2009 8:51am
 
Try living with Tosun!! Phew!!! We have put airfreshners in every room (you know the sort - they go 'off' every so often) because of his windypops!!

Generally 'SBD' but occasionally there is an accompanying noise and Tosun looks round as if to say 'what the HELL was that?'. Very funny.

:(
 
Re: Why would anyone want one? by johnnythemonkey on 10 September 2009 9:05am
 
So Missy, your ( sadistic sounding ) Dad told you and your brother to "Control your bottom." ?
I would guess that your bottom is rigidly controlled but did your brother manage to keep control of his bottom ? I do hope so.
 
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