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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
poor linda! by little-peep on 11 November 2002 10:24pm
i don't know if u saw my reply 2 ur message about no sahara. u may b 2 sick 2 even get out of bed, (oh! that's harsh)
i hope u get over ur flu soon, it really sucks :(
Do u think a joke will help?
ok- i'll start. but, b warned, i know only bad jokes!
what did the policeman say 2 his tummy button?
ello,ello,ello, ur under a vest!
ok,ok, i'll stop the torture!
hope this helps!
luv little-peep xx
Re: poor linda! by Helen on 11 November 2002 11:51pm
little Johnny dresses up as a pirate for Halloween. he goes to old mIssus Smith's house for trick or treating. Mrs. Smith, a sweet old lady, looks down at little Johnny all decked out in his costume, resplendent with stuffed parrot and eye patch and exclaims,
"Oh what an adorable pirate! Where are your buccaneers?"
Little Johnny says,
"Under my buckin' hat."
Re: poor linda! by Dianne on 12 November 2002 6:29am
Either I'm very sad, or that was a very good joke. :-)
Re: poor linda! by ellenpc on 12 November 2002 1:47pm
Good one Helen and little-peep......"Hee, Hee, Haa, Haa, Ho, Ho, PLONK!!!

"Ooops, just laughed me 'ed off!!!!! :-}]]

( I know, I know, don't give up me day job; don't call us we'll call you, etc, etc)

You two are much,MUCH better. Keep 'em comin' :-}
Re: poor linda! by little-peep on 12 November 2002 10:46pm
one more joke from me:
a crab went to a dance and pulled a mussel! (sorry if it is spelt wrong)
i went to the school library, but they have nothing by Michael! i suppose it 'would spoil wholesome minds' by being to rude!! have to try newark library this weekend, but can i survive till then?
glad you feel better linda! laughter is the best medicine etc :}}}
Re: poor linda! by Helen on 13 November 2002 1:47am
Little peep, it is so refreshing to see a young person so eagerly library hopping....
Laughter (and books!) are indeed the best medicine. Good luck in your quest.

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