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theese are thick !!!!!!! by irishmanufan on 4 December 2003 7:29pm
 
This man fell into a vat of paint, he was rushed to hospital, but could not speak - the nurse said he was overcome with emulsion!


A man walked into a pub went up to the bar and asked for a pint of beer, which he was duly served and walked up the wall, across the ceiling down the wall the other side and sat down. A startled customer went up to the barman and said "that's unsual" to which the barman replied "yes, he normally only has a half!!!!!!!!!


How many blondes does it take to make choc-chip cookies? A.Six.... One to stir the mixture and the other five to peel the smarties.

We took mother in law to a bull fight in spain and she fell into the ring. Teams of surgeons worked non stop for five hours but they couldn't save the bull

Two old men were sitting in deckchairs. One said to the other "It's nice out in the sun", his friend replies: "Yes but you had better put it away, there's a policeman coming".
cheers
Linda
p.s the word thick in the context of the headline of the post is an irish expression for stupid .
 
Re: theese are thick !!!!!!! by Paul the Palinphile on 4 December 2003 7:44pm
 
a bloke walks into a bar and asks for 12 shots of whisky, when the barman sets them out the guy starts knocking them back like crazy.
The barman say's, "gee your knocking those back awfuly quick!"
The guy say's "you would too if you had what i've got!"
The barman's brow furrowed and he said" oh, sorry, what have you got?"
"52 Cents" replied the guy.

thankyou, i'll be here all week.
 
Re: theese are thick !!!!!!! by fattcslim on 4 December 2003 9:57pm
 
mmmm, lyn did you send these to linda by any chance
 
Re: theese are thick !!!!!!! by watercub on 5 December 2003 4:12am
 
Here's a sort of sick (but funny) one for you:

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral........I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.



 
Re: theese are thick !!!!!!! by finnguy on 5 December 2003 8:59am
 
Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says--

(Sorry - couldn't resist. This is my homage to 'The Breakfast Club'. There actually is no punchline to the joke...)
 
Re: theese are thick !!!!!!! by irishmanufan on 4 August 2004 12:29am
 
anyone got any more to add
cheers
Linda
 



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