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funny sayings/quotes by Sophie-Louise on 10 December 2004 1:38am

this will be really fun to read if people put funny sayings and quotes down. thought i'd start off with one i made myself...

Ever noticed how all women's problems begin with men? MENtal illnes... MENstrual cramps ...MENtal breakdown... MENopause...
lol

soph xxx

Re: funny sayings/quotes by RaRa on 10 December 2004 11:41am

No such things as Womental illness or Womental breakdowns. You are on to something there Sophie-Louise!

MANkind has something to answer for perhaps?

Re: funny sayings/quotes by Sky on 10 December 2004 7:23pm

Hey they are only huMAN!

yeah, I know that was pretty crap...

Re: funny sayings/quotes by Godfather on 13 December 2004 1:53am

"Women need a reason to have Sex. Men just need a place" - Anon

Re: funny sayings/quotes by notquitenglish on 14 December 2004 1:06am

"Faramir visualized chopping down the White Tree, turning it into an ugly, uncomfortable futon, and selling it to Orcs at a yard sale."
Sorry, I find this extremely funny, but I know non-LOTR-fans won't get it...

Josh: (modeling a wedding dress) Why am I doing this?
Cyn: Because you're about the same size as the bride.
Josh: (looks down at himself) So who's the lucky man?

Re: funny sayings/quotes by notquitenglish on 14 December 2004 1:55am

Heeeey, I found some more on a cool website which I'm not going to give the address of right now!
Looky this...
"I think it is high time Python was recognized as a Religion. People say it changed their lives. It seems to give people hope. They gather together in groups to chant mass quotes. We have all spent three days on a cross. And it would give us a very decent tax break....if Scientology can be rated a religion then Pythology ought to qualify under any decent tax system." - Eric Idle

Re: funny sayings/quotes by Mac on 14 December 2004 3:03pm

Hahahahaha !!!! I mean what more could we ask for??? Hey the Beatles did it and were reincarnated into Monty Python. Now I understand it all.

Hey I certainly could use a decent tax break.

Re: funny sayings/quotes by TERRY S on 7 February 2008 9:07am

My fave is: If you want to blow your own trumpet, make sure you are blowing the right tune!

And:

Don't complain about what you haven't got! Be thankful you don't get what you probably deserve!

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