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Sir Eggsalot vs. Alcoholic. by tucsonmike on 19 February 2006 3:49am
 
Y'all gonna have to send your measurements in, so me (the referee) can set this up. The tale of the tape.

It will be a fair fight, 15 rounds for the championship, when I say break, break. No holding, hitting below the belt rabbit punches. When someone is knocked down, the fighter standing has to go to a neutral corner. Now shake hands and come out fighting.
 
Re: Sir Eggsalot vs. Alcoholic. by Sir Eggsalot on 19 February 2006 7:07am
 
You're not seriously suggesting that the Eggmeister go head-to-head with that inebriated nit-wit?? It is a fight that poor hapless soak can only dream of winning.
 
Re: Sir Eggsalot vs. Alcoholic. by tucsonmike on 19 February 2006 11:07pm
 
You have to admit it would make a great cartoon!
 
Re: Sir Eggsalot vs. Alcoholic. by arty_farty on 20 February 2006 11:10am
 
especially if i was in the background covered with varios pieces of metal.
 
Re: Sir Eggsalot vs. Alcoholic. by Sir Eggsalot on 20 February 2006 11:43am
 
Alcoholic I challenge you to a duel on Wimbledon Common with a galery of Wombles and Palinites spectating.
Choose your weapon.
My weapon of choice is a baker's dozen of creme eggs and a whip.
 
Re: Sir Eggsalot vs. Alcoholic. by tucsonmike on 20 February 2006 1:40pm
 
He's buggered off! Sir Eggsalot wins by default!
 
Re: Sir Eggsalot vs. Alcoholic. by kazzzz on 20 February 2006 3:29pm
 
Womble hate? How COULD you?
What time's the duel then I'm not missing this for anything.

Bets Bets Place your bets here!
Current odds... Sir Eggsalot 10 to 1 for a win.
 
Re: Sir Eggsalot vs. Alcoholic. by tucsonmike on 20 February 2006 6:30pm
 
Matron, a three way duel is tough. You can take on the winner. Alky, are you gonna try to break eggs, pour the bacardi on Sir Eggsalot or drink it and hope for the best. Glad you didn't bugger off, this should be good.
 
Re: Sir Eggsalot vs. Alcoholic. by Sophie-Louise on 20 February 2006 7:39pm
 
can't it be a mud wrestling match with wine and eggs? this would be most entertaining. i'll be the photographer, mike you can be the ref and kazzz can be first aid.
 
Re: Sir Eggsalot vs. Alcoholic. by peripatetically on 20 February 2006 8:57pm
 
And the loser gets 10 slashes, compliments from me.
 
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