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a wee joke by Blairhoyle on 20 September 2006 2:22pm
 
Heavily sedated after a 4 hr operation,a man is lying in hospital with an oxygen mask covering his mouth and nose.

"Nurse ," he mumbles to the young woman washing his hands and feet, "are my testicles black?" Totally embarrassed, she replies: "Oh, I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet".

"Please tell me, nurse," he says again. "Are my testicles black?"

"Okay, hang on a minute," she replies.

The nurse then lifts his gown, holds his willie in one hand and his testicles in the other before taking a close look and saying: "Nope, there's absolutely nothing wrong with them."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask and says: "That was very nice, but listen
carefully ... are my test results back?
 
Re: a wee joke by suzulu on 20 September 2006 3:23pm
 
Good one, Blairhoyle!
 
Re: a wee joke by kazzzz on 21 September 2006 1:17pm
 
ooh err!
 
Re: a wee joke by tucsonmike on 23 September 2006 7:42am
 
Nice.
 
Re: a wee joke by arty_farty on 23 September 2006 12:54pm
 
:D i love that one. this is one my mum told me, little long tho.


a woman's washing up after breakfast and her husband grabs her stomach and says 'if only we could firm this up we could get rid of the girdle'. she feels a bit angry but ignores it

after lunch she's washing up again and the husband grabs her arse and says 'if only we could firm this up we could get rid of those big knickers'.she feels a bit angry but ignores it again

after dinner she's washing up and her husband grabs her boobs and says 'if only we could firm these up we could get rid of the corset'. she thinks "right im gonna get you tonight"

in bed she rolls over grabs her husband's willy and says 'if only we could firm this up i could get rid of the milkman, the postman, your brother...'
 
Re: a wee joke by tucsonmike on 24 September 2006 12:30am
 
Ouch! Arty. You remind me of a story my dad's friend J.J. used to tell.

J.J. used to live in Rockland County, just northwest of New York City. One summer he was not teaching summer classes and the New York region had a baker named Duggan's who would deliver.

At the beginning of the summer, the delivery came around 9:30 A.M. By the end of August, he was coming in the afternoon. One day J.J. said business must be good.

The deliveryman thought for a few seconds and said, "Duggan's business ain't so good. My business on the other hand..."
 
Re: a wee joke by suzulu on 24 September 2006 1:09am
 
LOL!!
 
Re: a wee joke by fairygirl48 on 24 September 2006 2:52am
 
Ha! Brilliant joke, Arty.
 



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