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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
  
  
  
 
just breath easy by foreignrabbit on 13 February 2007 5:33pm
 
just keep breathing...

there.

sorry about that, been a little bored here. i heard a good joke today and i thought i'd tell it here.

the sons of the apostles, peter, john and matthew get together one day. they all decide they need new computers so they formulate a plan.

matthew's son goes to his dad and says, "dad, all the apostles are planning to get their sons great comnputers and if you dont get me one jesus will think you're stingy!" matthew gets his son an awsome computer.

next johns son goes up to him and tells him about how much fun matthew's son and jesus are having on the computer matthew got. john goes out and buys a brilliant computer.

peter's son aproaches peter and tells him of the value of using a computer and all it's abilitys to impress jesus and how getting him one would only lead to an air of charity and goodwill.

peter looks upon his son and says...

..."my son, GOD SHALL PROVIDE THE RAM."



sorry about that i really have too much time on my hands for once.
 
Re: just breath easy by canaveralgumby on 13 February 2007 6:22pm
 
That is a GROANER. But I liked it!
 
Re: just breath easy by tucsonmike on 14 February 2007 3:35am
 
Well done Martin, LOL!
 
Re: just breath easy by johnnythemonkey on 14 February 2007 3:46am
 
Don't give up the day job,Martin!
By the way,I shall never ask you to take the fish from the oven!Little Hubert Cumberdale.
 
Re: just breath easy by foreignrabbit on 14 February 2007 6:03am
 
very similar to the response the joke received the first time.

its just too corny for me to pass up.

 
Re: just breath easy by kazzzz on 14 February 2007 11:09am
 
I don't get it......
 
Re: just breath easy by foreignrabbit on 15 February 2007 12:04pm
 
RAM is random access memory. an important componant to the modern computer

:/
 
Re: just breath easy by kazzzz on 16 February 2007 4:30am
 
I still dont get it...
 



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