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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
  
  
  
 
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Re: This site can be infuriating ! by kazzzz on 12 June 2008 12:38pm
 
Just sent Pats your pix
 
Re: This site can be infuriating ! by peripatetically on 12 June 2008 12:39pm
 
It's cause she's tired, Johnny. Working hard---something you don't know the meaning of. She's a mom of 3 and a new mother, keeps house. And its her bedtime almost.
 
Re: This site can be infuriating ! by kazzzz on 12 June 2008 12:41pm
 
Read me a bedtime Story Pats :) Farm Days, please.
 
Re: This site can be infuriating ! by peripatetically on 12 June 2008 12:51pm
 
Ok, let's see , where did we leave off?/// Hmm..... Well, the barn has burned down several times and rebuilt with the help of Farmer Joe from yonder glen. Last I saw was Bertie running from behind the haystack with Michael in hot pursuit. She apparently just finished exfoliating in the hot water tub of water he drew for her at the pump. Funnily enough, the cockerel crowed three times just as a red tractor came bounding out of control down the dirt road . Heading straight at the outhouse and off it flew, exposing, Missy. But, lo and behold, not doing anything but kissing the new farmhand from the next valley. He heard of her beguiling ways and came to see them for himself.Smitten for life, on his part of course, he won't leave her alone. But Missy sees an older git, gray and crumbling. Must be Johnny. She flees quickly for his reputation is well known as being flirtateous and bold. Running as fast as she could with him in pursuit, he trips , falls into a bucket of red paint. Limping with a bucket stuck to his foot, Johnny hobbles as far as the ....
 
Re: This site can be infuriating ! by kazzzz on 12 June 2008 12:54pm
 
...brick wall built by a dodgy Mexican who YOU had imprisoned in your basement unbeknown to Larry the Tash.
All of a sudden a tractor appeared towing a food van..."Baked Spuds Baked Spuds" cried the spudvendor.
"Ooh I'll have one" said Peppermint Pats.."and top it with fresh grated..."
 
Re: This site can be infuriating ! by peripatetically on 12 June 2008 12:59pm
 
melted Creme eggs. "Hmmmmmmm," she says, "this is as good as a Halibut and spam pate." Be sure to passes it to each person. Johnny is paying the bill." But Johnny, decideds , instead, to offer his favors instead. The spud vendor, whom we all sorta didn't like anyway, says, "......
 
Re: This site can be infuriating ! by kazzzz on 12 June 2008 1:02pm
 
..."I have to close up now I'm off to Russell Watson concert"
So Patty had to go elsewhere for fine food, she started knocking on doors. She knocked on a big red door and it was answered by the one and only Miss M , dressed in a wig and jabot and wielding a HUGE......
 
Re: This site can be infuriating ! by peripatetically on 12 June 2008 1:09pm
 
...gourd. The gourd was painted with a loin-clothed leper swabbed in oil wearing a silly grin and saying, "It's!" That doesn't make a bit of sense, Patty thought to herself.
"Missy, can you explain that to me?" she queried.
"It's not supposed to make sense.But if anybody can give a plausible explanation, it is Kaz." So, off she went to find the young woman with child. But who was that who just ran stake naked with a fishing pole from the farmhouse to the trout pond? It's....
 
Re: This site can be infuriating ! by kazzzz on 12 June 2008 1:13pm
 
...Christine Aguelera who'd also had a baby but not as nice as Kaz's baby, for Kaz's baby was bestowed with a pythonesque sense of humour and was called Loretta, or Stan.
The gourd was held aloft for all to see. And indeed all saw coz it smelt a treat, the blessed bignoses smelt it from afar and came running... someone had stuffed it with...
 
Re: This site can be infuriating ! by peripatetically on 12 June 2008 1:19pm
 
leftover confections from The Pep's kitchen. Far and wide they traveled. But not by public transport. The fuel was too costly. No, the aroma tempted them so much that the masses walked barefooted for miles around. Every lassie and lad, bloke and git around, swooned with deligh . Fallen to his knees in ecstasy, one lone traveler, weary from the rocky , dirty journey, grabbed said gourd and rubbed his.....
 
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