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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
  
  
  
 
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Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by mrsteabag on 21 November 2008 2:09pm
 
I think of myself as, well, let's say legal. I would never throw my knickers due to concerns over putting anyone's eye out :).
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by johnnythemonkey on 21 November 2008 2:14pm
 
Or missing the target and having them stick to the wall. ;)
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by ev on 21 November 2008 2:26pm
 
The 'old git' level jumps up sharply when Johnny's present, methinks.
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by tucsonmike on 21 November 2008 6:21pm
 
Maybe old somedays physically, but young at heart.
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by Little Gumby on 21 November 2008 7:03pm
 
How old do you have to be to be an old git? I know my students thought I was old when I did my teaching practice (ten years ago now admittedly)and I was only 22 then!

I keep looking on from time to time but my time is taking up looking after my little Little Gumby!!
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by elina on 21 November 2008 8:03pm
 
I certainly feel like one.
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by mrsthing on 21 November 2008 9:51pm
 
If you have to say "young at heart", you're an old git.

If getting out of a chair is a two or more step process, you're an old git.

If you vocalize when you stand up, you're an old git.

If you wear underpants that come all the way up to your waist, you're an old git.

If you wear pants that come up higher than your waist, you're a *really* old git.

If you buy shoes for comfort rather than style, you're an old git.

If you make 6pm dinner reservations because eating after 7pm keeps you up all night, you're an old git.

If you have "dinner pills", you're an old git.

If you don't know what "dinner pills" are, you're *not* an old git.

If you use your cell phone just for phone calls, you're an old git.

If the only interesting thing you have to talk about happened more than six months ago, you're an old git.

If you think that young people talk too fast, you're an old git.

If you no longer enjoy popping bubble wrap because it aggravates your arthritis, you're an old git.

If you ever start a sentence with, "If I have to yell at you one more time...", you're an old git.

If you make a point of reading the obituaries in the newspaper, you're an old git.

If you sing along with the Muzak in the grocery store, you're an old git.

If you have more than one crown in your mouth, you are probably an old git.

If ice skating is out of the question (weather concerns aside), you're an old git.

If you refer to people over 25 as "young people", you're an old git.
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by mrsthing on 21 November 2008 9:54pm
 
If you have to say "young at heart", you're an old git.

If getting out of a chair is a two or more step process, you're an old git.

If you vocalize when you stand up, you're an old git.

If you wear underpants that come all the way up to your waist, you're an old git.

If you wear pants that come up higher than your waist, you're a *really* old git.

If you buy shoes for comfort rather than style, you're an old git.

If you make 6pm dinner reservations because eating after 7pm keeps you up all night, you're an old git.

If you have "dinner pills", you're an old git.

If you don't know what "dinner pills" are, you're *not* an old git.

If you use your cell phone just for phone calls, you're an old git.

If the only interesting thing you have to talk about happened more than six months ago, you're an old git.

If you think that young people talk too fast, you're an old git.

If you no longer enjoy popping bubble wrap because it aggravates your arthritis, you're an old git.

If you ever start a sentence with, "If I have to yell at you one more time...", you're an old git.

If you make a point of reading the obituaries in the newspaper, you're an old git.

If you sing along with the Muzak in the grocery store, you're an old git.

If you have more than one crown in your mouth, you are probably an old git.

If ice skating is out of the question (weather concerns aside), you're an old git.

If you refer to people over 25 as "young people", you're an old git.
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by KarenDutton on 21 November 2008 11:50pm
 
I'm 24. Does that count as old?
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by mrsthing on 22 November 2008 1:47am
 
Depends. Do you know what dinner pills are?

I should have added, "If you plan long drives based on how many bathrooms you'll find along the way, you're either pregnant or an old git."
 
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