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Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by johnnythemonkey on 22 November 2008 1:59am
 
I ' passed ' most of your test Judy.....but I know I'm an old git.
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by Lounge Trekker on 22 November 2008 2:40am
 
If you're old enough to be KarenDutton's parent, you're an old git.

I'm not sure if I qualify...I'm 65 years younger than both johnnythemonkey and Spursfan.

Gerio Trekker
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by johnnythemonkey on 22 November 2008 3:01am
 
There was a serious intention behind my first post........we need youngsters.
Firstly, Patty and Anne need toileted every two hours at least. Judy, Linz and old Linda need regular turning and when they cry out for medication....it's Bourbon, Port and lemon and Newkie Brown but for Christsake don't mix them up. Old Sue just likes a bang...tell her you gave her it earlier, she'll be OK for a few hours. The Aussies.......just tell them they live in the land of plenty...they've believed it for years, poor bastards.
The rest of the Yanks can be difficult, you have old Annie Oakely G out in the West, no gun Mike out in the desert and Apollo 13 Cori down in the swamps. This is not too great a challenge, pat them on the head and tell them the black Messiah has arrived. He'll fool a lot of them for a few years.
The Europeans...well, they're used to fighting amongst themselves, just change their nappies regularly and mention Hitler, Churchill or Abba whenever you think it's appropriate, they will almost certainly burst into various songs
The Scots ? Just tell them anything....the English have been doing that for years and they have'nt raped or pillaged them for a while.
Then we have the trolls......if you nurture them and occassionally smack their piss stained arses....you might find them agreeable.

( I've had a couple of beers in celebration of my ' rascal's ' 16th )

Please take the above......right where the sun don't shine. :)

Think I'd forget you Ken ? You were right. :)

Oh, some Canadians need a " I can still skate damn you " injection.....similar to the Yanks, humour them.
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by Spursfan on 22 November 2008 9:04am
 
Pete - going by the fact that you think you are -35 (in my case) and only 20 (in J-t-M's case) and therefore that you have totally lost your marbles, I think you qualify as an old git!! (Sorry!)

Seriously, Karen - it depends on who is deciding whether you are old or not. If you are 16, 24 can seem ancient!! I remember at that age thinking a work colleague was 'past it' - she was 25!!

On the other hand, to a 40 year old, you would be classed as young.

 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by ev on 22 November 2008 10:40am
 
These are the age categories (in my opinion):

0-15...: too young
16-35..: young
36-55..: middle-aged
56 +...: old git
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by Spursfan on 22 November 2008 12:09pm
 
I'm a middle-aged Great-Grandmother married to an old git Great-grandfather, then.....!!! ;)

Isn't there a special category for JtM? I suggest "Extremely Old and Grumpy Scottish Git 99-136"

;)
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by ev on 22 November 2008 2:11pm
 
Here's a fit old git - short interview (3 min) with 72 year-old 10th Dan karate master H. Kanazawa:

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Atk9aiunwBo
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by bIG bLOGGER on 22 November 2008 3:08pm
 
johnnythemonkey: STREWTH!! Re: the above post: you have a very disturbing and skewed and extremly misogynistic attitude toward the gallant ladies/palinite contributors on this forum,which I am sure is far from the average attitude and also is far from appealing.I didn't want to be the one to tell you this,but somebody had to...
After all,age is only a number,and it wouldn't bother me in the slightest if ALL the lady contributors were well over the age of 95...age shall not defeat them.
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by ev on 22 November 2008 3:26pm
 
He's just had a few, bb, I wouldn't worry about it..
 
Re: Is Palin's full of old gits ? by mrsthing on 22 November 2008 3:42pm
 
If Johnny is 85 and has a 16 year old daughter, he's definitely NOT an old git!

And don't bother wasting money on port or bourbon for me. A bottle of Bacardi's and some Pepsi will do just fine. :-)
 
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