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Thoughts to ponder by Lounge Trekker on 26 January 2008 8:20am
 
I hope this is not offensive in any way. Please let me know and it's gone!

Ten Thoughts to Ponder
for 2008


Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky: Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to Criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Homeland Security.

 
Re: Thoughts to ponder by kazzzz on 26 January 2008 8:25am
 
Well mooooooooo to that ;)
 
Re: Thoughts to ponder by elina on 26 January 2008 10:42am
 
Makes you think, doesn't it?
:)
 
Re: Thoughts to ponder by Ken Dunn on 26 January 2008 11:04am
 
I hope you don't mind if I transfer a few of these to the '.. Joke Book'.
 
Re: Thoughts to ponder by Spursfan on 26 January 2008 11:20am
 
I LOVE these Pete!!
 
Re: Thoughts to ponder by suzulu on 26 January 2008 2:58pm
 
Well, they do make you think! Good ones!
 
Re: Thoughts to ponder by mrsthing on 26 January 2008 3:35pm
 
I especially liked #2!
 
Re: Thoughts to ponder by Spursfan on 26 January 2008 4:49pm
 
I particularly like numbers 10, 9 and 8!!
 
Re: Thoughts to ponder by Lounge Trekker on 26 January 2008 7:12pm
 
Thanks, Ken. I really should have entered them in that thread to begin with.

Lounge Trekker
 
Re: Thoughts to ponder by tucsonmike on 26 January 2008 9:02pm
 
LOL!
 
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