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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
  
  
  
 
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Silly Drinking Verse by tucsonmike on 4 June 2008 1:07am
 
I made this up @ work. We have a chat set up @ work and I put this up.

I hear there's beer,
That's very near,
It's dear to me,
It has no peer,
But it makes me leer,
My driving's not clear,
I tend to veer.
 
Re: Silly Drinking Verse by mrsthing on 4 June 2008 2:27am
 
Very nice, Mike. Eric Idle would be so proud.

I didn't make this up, but a friend of mine was in the band that recorded it back in the 70s:

"In Heaven, there is no beer
That's why we drink it here
And when we're gone from here
All our friends will be drinking all the beer."
 
Re: Silly Drinking Verse by Ken Dunn on 4 June 2008 9:35am
 
If a deer
Drunk a beer
Oh dear
Drunk deer!
 
Re: Silly Drinking Verse by Ginnyp on 4 June 2008 6:57pm
 
My hubby drank beer,
In very large glasses,
It made him peer,
At various asses,
However, when sober,
And the party was over,
He returned to his prescription glasses.
 
Re: Silly Drinking Verse by johnnythemonkey on 5 June 2008 12:28am
 
Excellent Ginny !
 
Re: Silly Drinking Verse by Palin_Lover on 5 June 2008 12:36am
 
LOL!! We've got some excellent lyricists here!
 
Re: Silly Drinking Verse by MMMmmm... on 5 June 2008 2:14am
 
Oh, yeah, we like our drinkin' here,
We do it through the year,
We holler, shout, and cheer,
We burp, and toot, and peer...
We think of you my dear...
(no not really too often, but it sounds good...)
La,La - La,La - La,La!!
Ha, ha - hee-hoo, ha, ha!!
We stumble, fall, and trip,
We take another sip, we let a secret slip...
Our stomach does a flip,
We roll around the floor,
And then we drink some more!
La,La - La,La - La,La!!
Ha, ha - hee-hoo, ha, ha!!
Etc.

(This is just temporary, because it's not really "me," I will erase it - but I hope it's funny to others in the meantime... because that's its only purpose.)
 
Re: Silly Drinking Verse by johnnythemonkey on 5 June 2008 2:30am
 
Yes, I drink beer,
And it does make me leer,
At women from almost any year,
We laugh, we gas, and then we part,
And if Meg knew, she'd break more than my heart !
 
Re: Silly Drinking Verse by suzulu on 5 June 2008 10:56am
 
LOL. Good lyrics from everyone!
 
Re: Silly Drinking Verse by tucsonmike on 5 June 2008 2:08pm
 
Whisky makes me frisky,
And really rather tipsy,
Thus making me behave,
In a manner that's rather risky.
 
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