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simpsons quotes by Sophie-Louise on 27 November 2006 1:16am
 
been wanting to post this for a while!!!

i LOVE the simpsons.

post your favourite simpsons quotes here!


Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.
 
Re: simpsons quotes by Sophie-Louise on 27 November 2006 1:18am
 
Homer: No offense Apu, but when they're handing out religions you must be out taking a whizz.

Apu: Mr. Simpson, pay for your purchases and get out...and come again.
 
Re: simpsons quotes by andrea_nyc on 27 November 2006 10:18am
 
LOL! Thanks for sharing Sophie. Sorry - I can't think of any off the top of my head, but those are great! :)
 
Re: simpsons quotes by Spursfan on 27 November 2006 12:50pm
 
Mine is:

Homer: "D'oh! A deer!! A female deer!!!", as he runs one over in the car.

I think this - although it may not be as funny as other sayings - is very witty and a great play on words [in case you have been in a coma for the past 60 years or so, Sound of Music has a song that goes Doe, a deer etc].
 
Re: simpsons quotes by Ellerd on 27 November 2006 1:24pm
 
Grampa Simpson: "I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me."
 
Re: simpsons quotes by Sophie-Louise on 27 November 2006 1:26pm
 
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?

Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)

..........


Marge; Grandpa, are you sitting on the apple pie?

Grandpa: I sure hope so...

........

Bart: Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.
 
Re: simpsons quotes by kazzzz on 27 November 2006 1:31pm
 
"I am the Lizard Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!"

Lisa at Duff Gardens :)
 
Re: simpsons quotes by Spursfan on 27 November 2006 1:41pm
 
Kazzzz that is also one of my faves!!
 
Re: simpsons quotes by arty_farty on 27 November 2006 1:56pm
 
"simpson, homer simpson. he's the greatest guy in history, from the town of springfield. he's about to hit a chestnut tree"
 
Re: simpsons quotes by Sally_W on 27 November 2006 2:46pm
 
MMMMMMMMMM forbidden donut.
 
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