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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
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Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Strewth on 30 October 2005 5:32am
 
My cat is a tuxedo, named Tuxedo. He's probably about 5 now. He was stuck up a VERY tall evergreen. He was so cute and sweet, but then I made the mistake of letting him in my house, where he promptly set his butt down in front of the fire. Now he is the king of the dwelling. Scares my dog Sadie (Pitbull-Boxer-Pointer-Horse-and I swear if you look at her from certain angles, alligator mix) shitless.

Tuxedo and our conversations usually go along these lines:

Me: ZzZzZZZz
Tux: Puuurrrrp
Me: Mmhhuuuhh?
Tux: MEEEEEEEOOOEOEOEEEEEWW
Me: Get off me you fat cat...
Tux: *digs claws in to chest of leg with a big cat grin* Puuurrrrr.
Me: OW, bastard! Right I'll feed you!
Tux: *Well done, foolish pink ape. You really are feeble, you know that right?* Purrrrrrr.
Me: I love you too. Pisser.
 
Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Strewth on 30 October 2005 8:52am
 
chest or leg*
 
Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by suzulu on 30 October 2005 8:09pm
 
THE PUSSY CAT SONG
*To be sung to the tune of The Lumberjack Song*

(PUSS):
Iím a pussy cat, and Iím okay
I prowl all night and I sleep all day

(CAT'S CHOIR):
Heís a pussy cat and heís okay
He prowls all night and he sleeps all day

(PUSS)
I climb up trees, then canít get down
Oh dear, they cause a fuss
They call in the firemen
To rescue poor old puss

(CAT'S CHOIR):
He climbs up trees, then canít get down
Oh dear, they cause a fuss
They call in the firemen
To rescue poor old puss

(CHORUS):
Heís a pussy cat and heís okay
He prowls all night and he sleeps all day

(PUSS):
I miaow so pathetically
Pretend I am so twee
Then look at them with much disdain
And deftly climb down the tree

(CAT'S CHOIR):
He miaows so pathetically
Pretends he is so twee
Then looks at them with much disdain
And deftly climbs down the tree

(CHORUS):
Heís a pussy cat and heís okay
He prowls all night and he sleeps all day

Yes,I'm a pussy cat and I'm okay
I prowl all night and I sleep all day


Meeeowww!!

 
Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Ken Dunn on 30 October 2005 8:12pm
 
Great lyrics!
 
Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by suzulu on 30 October 2005 8:41pm
 
Having a mad, silly moment, Ken, thinking of Strewth's poor cat stuck up a tree.

Mike, a cat my mother used to have really did play football!
 
Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Strewth on 30 October 2005 9:47pm
 
Poor cat? HA! He's a right monster.
 
Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by tucsonmike on 31 October 2005 2:14am
 
Sue, your cat played football?
How?
 
Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Strewth on 31 October 2005 3:39am
 
It was the ball, Mike, duh! You can get a lot of air out of a cat.
 
Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by suzulu on 31 October 2005 9:01pm
 
I shall ignore Strewth's remarks! :-)

Mike, I would kick a tennis ball towards her and she would hit it back to me with her paw, this would go on back and forth until she got bored or tired which was quite quickly.

 
Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?! by Strewth on 1 November 2005 9:45am
 
Aw, that's boring!
 
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