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Shakespearean Insult Generator by ev on 5 January 2010 12:12pm
 
Here's something ye might like, ye saucy tallow-faced malt-worms!:

http://www.william-shakespeare.org.uk/a1-shakespearean-insults-generator.htm

Generates insults based on those used by Shakespeare.. :)
 
Re: Shakespearean Insult Generator by suzulu on 5 January 2010 1:38pm
 
LOL! Good one!
 
Re: Shakespearean Insult Generator by kazzzz on 5 January 2010 1:48pm
 
Thou mammering motley-minded slug!
 
Re: Shakespearean Insult Generator by ev on 5 January 2010 1:49pm
 
Glad you like it, thou rancorous crook-pated incontinent varlet!
 
Re: Shakespearean Insult Generator by kazzzz on 5 January 2010 1:57pm
 
I LOVE it, thou degenerate pottle-deep measle!
 
Re: Shakespearean Insult Generator by kazzzz on 5 January 2010 2:12pm
 
oh and ALSO you're a beslubbering beef-witted strumpet!
 
Re: Shakespearean Insult Generator by ev on 5 January 2010 2:36pm
 
Takes one to know one..
 
Re: Shakespearean Insult Generator by kazzzz on 5 January 2010 3:10pm
 
yeh fair enuff.
Thou yeasty toad-spotted callet
 
Re: Shakespearean Insult Generator by bIG bLOGGER on 5 January 2010 4:26pm
 
Shplufff!!! ev: what do you have to say to THAT..??!!

At the risk of breaking so soon my New Year's Resolution to be nice to all,may I call thee,madam,a:

droning,dissembling,logger-headed,feckless,hasty-witted,half-faced hugger-mugger!!!

[ courtesy of Shakespearean insult kit:viz ]

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/shake_rule.html
 
Re: Shakespearean Insult Generator by ev on 5 January 2010 10:17pm
 
Sheesh for the last time, I'm not a female of the species!! Have you ever met a chick called "ev"? Eva, maybe, or Evelyn, sure. But there's a male Welsh name "Evan" that no-one seems to have heard of before. The Scottish version is Ewan. It's like John.

Got it, thou churlish weather-bitten clotpole?!

No worries, I know you mean well :)
 
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