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MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY by harvey123 on 22 April 2005 8:58am
 
read the agenda on there website

www.omrlp.com
Some of the best bits..

~We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks"

~We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.

~Rich people should be taxed to pay for the printing of money, as they use most of it.

~The Houses of parliament will be demolished and replaced by a mobile parliament. This will allow MPs to be picked up in the mornings if their cars wont start.

~Government Whips will only be used if a politician has been really bad. Minor offences should receive the political slipper.

~We will set up an enquiry to find out why theres a Polar bear on Foxs Glacier mints.

~The Millennium Bridge will be made wobbly again, by building a pub at either end.

~In future the National Anthem will be 'Bring Me Sunshine' as sung by Morecambe and Wise. It is quicker, more tuneful and people know the words. On state occasions Prince Philip will juggle his spectacles up and down and say, Hey! before the whole of the The Royal family do the dance off at the end. If the music can not be found because it was left in the pub then it may be substituted by The Hippo Song by Flanders and Swann.



VOTE MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY

they get my vote for being soo flippin funny
~Nicola
 
Re: MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY by P.J. on 22 April 2005 9:11am
 
i'm not really old enough to vote but there funny so-
X
P.J:)
 
Re: MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY by floss on 22 April 2005 10:38am
 
X a 99p coin is a quality idea.
 
Re: MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY by Wild in Africa on 22 April 2005 10:50am
 
A previous policy position of the Monsters was Passports for Pets. This is now a reality so who knows what other brilliant ideas are lurking there. Actually 99p coins IS a good idea isn't it?
 
Re: MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY by Spursfan on 22 April 2005 11:52am
 
Yes, excellent - so are the taxing of rich people for the printing of money, the Fox's Glacier Mints Enquiry and the new national anthem - though I would be inclined to use a U2 song or maybe a Cat Stevens or Beatles? The thought of MPs (NOT Michael!!) being slippered for minor offences is hilarious!!

Anne
 
Re: MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY by irishmanufan on 22 April 2005 2:26pm
 
i give the omrlp my vote if i had a vote in the uk !
 
Re: MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY by Katie J on 22 April 2005 4:08pm
 
...............and to the top again...(bl**dy trolls)
 
Re: MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY by harvey123 on 22 April 2005 4:22pm
 
lol.... katie J throw me the troll exterminator..quick the buggers are getting away!
~Nicola
 
Re: MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY by KateC on 22 April 2005 5:36pm
 
I like the thing about not joining the Euro, but inviting the rest of Europe to JOIN THE POUND! :D

Unfortunately we don't have a candidate in our area :( We don't have much choice:
Labour, Lib dem, Tory, UKIP, Veritas
 
Re: MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY by harvey123 on 22 April 2005 10:05pm
 
Vote here you know insanity makes sense!
~Nicola
 



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