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I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?!
by Strewth on 26 October 2005 4:17am |
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Nope, you aren't. |
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Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?!
by suzulu on 26 October 2005 11:13am |
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Where have you been, Strewth?!!! Thought you got lost somewhere. |
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Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?!
by kazzzz on 26 October 2005 3:49pm |
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Who? |
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Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?!
by peripatetically on 26 October 2005 6:43pm |
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eh? |
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Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?!
by tucsonmike on 27 October 2005 2:41am |
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Strewth! You live!
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Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?!
by Strewth on 28 October 2005 12:04am |
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I got lost in my basement and had to live off off Welches juice and granola bars for 13 years. I'm back now, and feeling spiffy! |
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Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?!
by tucsonmike on 29 October 2005 1:57am |
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If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times Strewth. Leave stuff so you can find your way back!
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Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?!
by Strewth on 29 October 2005 9:00am |
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My cat ate the trail. You see, he's been trying to kill me for years. Nearly suffocated me last night. He has a habit of slinking in my room and plunking his furry lil' tummy on my face. |
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Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?!
by kazzzz on 29 October 2005 12:40pm |
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Eh? |
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Re: I'm back, aren't you LUCKY?!
by tucsonmike on 30 October 2005 4:30am |
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So Strewth you have the attack cat and it has bonded with you. What kind of cat? How old? We have two cats. They will be 13 years old in March. They are Siamese sisters, Ashley and Scarlett. (Wonder where those names came fron? Frankly my dear)...Anyway, Ashley is very much my cat. Sometimes, if I am in bed, Ashley will sleep on my left leg. The conversation goes something like this:
Me:Ashley!
Ashley:purr
Me:You need to get off my leg, Ashley!
Ashley:purr
Me:Ashley, I am losing feeling in the leg!
Ashley:purr
Me:Ashley it's turning black, I think gangrene is setting in!
Ashley:purr
and so on. Eventually she needs to eat or gets bored. (Well she doesn't NEED to eat. If she weren't such a scardy cat, I'd train her to play football). |
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