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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
  
  
  
 
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Re: Calling Mr Cooper.... by peripatetically on 6 December 2008 7:38pm
 
Yeah, well, I bet Missy might have something to say about that, JTM.
 
Re: Calling Mr Cooper.... by kazzzz on 6 December 2008 10:25pm
 
Fight fight fight fight fight!!

Johnny you ain't got a hope, Missy only has eyes for Tony (plus a lot of dead old stars). Oh plus the odd bottle of clag.
 
Re: Calling Mr Cooper.... by peripatetically on 6 December 2008 10:58pm
 
And her hippo collection. We ALL love Missy's hippo collection.
 
Re: Calling Mr Cooper.... by kazzzz on 6 December 2008 10:59pm
 
AND her gourds!
 
Re: Calling Mr Cooper.... by peripatetically on 6 December 2008 11:12pm
 
True, because the gourds have sentimental family value from granny's centerpiece!
 
Re: Calling Mr Cooper.... by fattcslim on 7 December 2008 10:54am
 
ha missy is not yours and will never be yours, ive been away for a long time and when i return, missy just gets her jugs iut to show me, so it shows whos the boss around here. and just beacuse youve got a monkey in your name stop acting like one, no go suck a bananna and leave missy alone
 
Re: Calling Mr Cooper.... by johnnythemonkey on 7 December 2008 10:59am
 
I'll stick a banana up your fat arse.....sideways.
Missy's jugs are for the connoisseur, not some banana fingered fat Yorkshire oaf.
 
Re: Calling Mr Cooper.... by peripatetically on 7 December 2008 12:36pm
 
England at war with the Scots again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fight fight fight!
 
Re: Calling Mr Cooper.... by fattcslim on 7 December 2008 2:38pm
 
tut tut, no dosnt that just show the true colours of the heathen in your scottish blood? having to lower yourself to insults about my muscular body. this is just one of the things that bring my ladies back to me and not to you, jugs as well.i must also say that a line from a kinks song sums another reason the ladies come back 'i am a lover not a fighter'. which leaves me all the time in the world for them not another man, hmmmm do you like men monkeyman?
 
Re: Calling Mr Cooper.... by bIG bLOGGER on 7 December 2008 3:22pm
 
You wuz introduced by this nice pretty gal to her fella, who wuz 6 foot tall and some....and you wuz gobsmacked to look up at this guy and scared shitless,but (as the KINKS song goes).. youm is built for speed,is built for speed,so you takes off like the flamin' clappers as fast as your short legs can carry you,cuz you ain't no fighter,that's what,you ain't no fighter,that's what.

Actually,hippo males can weigh up to 6,000 lbs.--but can run comparatively fast,up to 30mph.I call that real speed,huh?
 
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