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How do you visualise other Palinite's ? by johnnythemonkey on 23 November 2008 6:39am
 
I know that some of you have met and others are in touch through the net but I mean...what mental pictures do you have of others ?

Example:
I see Geraldine ( sighthound ) on a remote ranch in Californy- I- A, with a shotgun in hand, fending off ' them government guys' trying to steal her dogs and saying " Get off my land you SOB's, or I'll blast you're asses off."

Missy ? Sitting in a bar in Melbourne's legal district sipping a coffee and turning down offers of romance cos she's holding out for some dying or indeed dead soap or movie star.

Linda ? Being a Monday to Friday Londonistanee but returning to Newcastle at weekends and throwing her knickers and inhibitions to the wind and saying " way heh the lads !" ( I can't do Geordie. )

kazzzz ? Chocolate smeared mouth on the treadmill saying " I must, I must.... " but looking beautifully middle- aged nonetheless.

You get the picture ? You need'nt wonder about me. I'm a boring old fart that works his ass off for 6 days, then sits on it for 4 planning all the things that I never do.

 
Re: How do you visualise other Palinite's ? by johnnythemonkey on 23 November 2008 9:56am
 
...and bIG b as a twenty something woman with an identity crisis and an addiction to Wikipedia.
 
Re: How do you visualise other Palinite's ? by Spursfan on 23 November 2008 11:45am
 
And me? ;)
 
Re: How do you visualise other Palinite's ? by peripatetically on 23 November 2008 1:31pm
 
How about me too!!!!!!!!!!????
 
Re: How do you visualise other Palinite's ? by bIG bLOGGER on 23 November 2008 2:55pm
 
How do I visualise you,jtm?......
Well;...I kind of see you working plenty hours,working hard,down on your farm,mucking out the pig sties,it's a dirty job,but somebody's got to do it;..and then slipping on some pig shit under the straw,and cursing foully,and then going back to the house where your wife cries:"Hey there,johnnythemonkey,you can't come in the house smelling like THAT"; so you get in a huff and stomp off down to the pub,and as you walk in some of the crusty old locals are holding their noses,and you order some double whiskies and get hammered,thinking to yourself :"Who the hell'd be a bloody Scottish pig farmer???"
 
Re: How do you visualise other Palinite's ? by Spursfan on 23 November 2008 4:02pm
 
A bit like on Reggie Perrin (the first lines of your post anyway, BB) where he has faked his death and has got work as a pig worker named Donald Potts. Hilarious.

;)
 
Re: How do you visualise other Palinite's ? by canaveralgumby on 23 November 2008 6:35pm
 
I visualize myself as a cross between Sigourney Weaver in the Alien movies and Rosario Dawson in Sin City. But I'm probably wrong.
 
Re: How do you visualise other Palinite's ? by ev on 23 November 2008 7:49pm
 
I visualise myself as a hermit crab.
 
Re: How do you visualise other Palinite's ? by mrsthing on 23 November 2008 10:23pm
 
I see Johnny as looking 45-ish, thinning, short brown hair; pirate smile; maybe a little paunch, but otherwise average build; about 5'10" tall; usually wears casual clothes, always looks uncomfortable in a suit.

I can't say I've really visualized many of you here. I see Karen with dirty-blonde (sorry, can't think of a better description) hair past her shoulders, about 5'5" tall, fit and trim, but not skinny.

I know Terry S is short (she said so), so I picture her with dark hair, an animated face, dark brown eyes, and curvy, but not fat.

Mrs Thing, I'm sorry to say, is fat--but not "OMG, that woman is FAT!" fat, just sort of dumpy middle-aged woman fat. And not "curvy" or "big and beautiful" or "Reubenesque" or any other euphemism. I'm fat, and disproportionate, which is why I rarely allow anyone to take my picture. I have long hair (almost to my waist, if I had one) that's mostly dark brown with varying lengths of gray roots. I'm 5'6" tall, green eyes, pale complexion, and I'm told I have a kind, cheerful face.
 
Re: How do you visualise other Palinite's ? by Ginnyp on 23 November 2008 10:58pm
 
I can't visualise anyone at the moment except myself,hic! 80 years old wearing jodhpurs,a tweed jacket,deer-stalker hat and holding a whip. Then I thrash shop assistants (of either sex)and get arrested by a posse of lovely policemen!
...am I awake?
 
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