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THE Joke thread. by johnnythemonkey on 5 January 2009 3:38am
 
Post any jokes you've heard here. They don't even have to be original, just as long as they made YOU laugh.....I'll start.

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of the sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out,"Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!"

The teacher replied, "Now, Johnny, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'urinate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

Little Johnny thinks for a bit, then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten!!!"



 
Re: THE Joke thread. by kazzzz on 5 January 2009 8:35am
 
Hmm ok then...I'll give it my best shot.

Why did the Scotsman cross the road?

Coz he was avoiding the cars that were parked outside his house coz the occupants of the cars had gone to the transport museum and the young kid down the end of the road was driving like a maniac as usual.

THAT'S my alltime fave joke:)
 
Re: THE Joke thread. by mrsthing on 5 January 2009 12:44pm
 
It's mutiny on the Chatter Box! Johnny the Monkey has commandeered "Blathering On" and taking over the threads one by one! Is there no stopping this Scottish pirate fiend?

Shall we get you a parrot, Johnny, or will you just use your pregnant cat as your familiar--I mean, sidekick?

;-) ;-) ;-)
 
Re: THE Joke thread. by kazzzz on 5 January 2009 12:59pm
 
He will do anything for attention!
 
Re: THE Joke thread. by bIG bLOGGER on 5 January 2009 3:54pm
 
I can visualise johnny as a pirate alright...like,say,Blackbeard or Henry Morgan..wearing a bloodstained bandanna,a black eyepatch,and carrying a cutlass and all that sh*t,and rampaging around going "AAARRRRGGGGHHHH....."
 
Re: THE Joke thread. by Spursfan on 5 January 2009 4:22pm
 
No no no, he CAN'T be...I have a 'thing' for pirates.....

;)
 
Re: THE Joke thread. by TERRY S on 5 January 2009 8:08pm
 
Why are you starting a joke thread? Isn't that what the Big Green Joke Book thread is for?
 
Re: THE Joke thread. by kazzzz on 5 January 2009 10:53pm
 
Yes. I'm telling Ken.
 
Re: THE Joke thread. by peripatetically on 6 January 2009 12:39am
 
Ken, why is the joke book green?
 
Re: THE Joke thread. by johnnythemonkey on 6 January 2009 3:05am
 
Knock knock.
Who's there ?
 
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