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A Silly Story by tucsonmike on 12 March 2009 12:11pm
 
Last Thursday @ TV Toastmasters we had a visitor, who I hope will join.
Our only female member never comes because of work. Well, I walked into the preparation room and was greeted, by a drop dead gorgeous woman.

Before I continue this sad tale, you have to understand I am the youngest member of the club by a bit. My fellow members were like Sherlock Holmes with women. They went over the finer points of toast (Karen, that was for you), but no one acknowledged anything else, untillll... we got outside. She drives a BMW Convertible. THEN, the rest of them got excited.
 
Re: A Silly Story by suzulu on 12 March 2009 12:18pm
 
Hahahaaaa! Can see where their interests lie!
 
Re: A Silly Story by Spursfan on 12 March 2009 12:18pm
 
Yes, I enjoyed my TV Toastmasters visit, thank you Mike.

HAHAHAHAHA!

;)
 
Re: A Silly Story by peripatetically on 12 March 2009 12:23pm
 
If she does join, it won't be for the old men she encountered. lol . Maybe you, though, Mike. Hope you were wearing those sexy suspenders.
 
Re: A Silly Story by mrsthing on 12 March 2009 7:47pm
 
Big boobs? Nope.

The Beemer? WAHOO!
 
Re: A Silly Story by geordiegirl on 12 March 2009 9:24pm
 
LOL! How're you going to persuade her to join, then?
 
Re: A Silly Story by kazzzz on 12 March 2009 9:24pm
 
Haaahaaa TYPICAL!!!
I'm going out on a limb a bit here, but yestreday Kathryn informed me that they learned in health that men (but it could be adloescent boys the teacher was talking about) have a sexual fantasy every 2 minutes, ALL day long. It put us RIGHT off our cappucinos I'm tellin' ya ;)
 
Re: A Silly Story by canaveralgumby on 13 March 2009 2:27am
 
The woman will lose her looks eventually, but the BEAMER, never!
 
Re: A Silly Story by tucsonmike on 13 March 2009 1:57pm
 
It was great having you, Anne! ;)
How did I try to persuade her to join? By telling her how much she can do for her company (Raytheon, she is a contract negotiator for them). The fact that I helped her into her car and kissed her hand saying "Muchas gracias, Senora por tu." Her response? "Oh tu es un caballero grande."

I put on the charm offensive. We shall see!
 



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