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Rewritten nursery rhymes by kazzzz on 29 October 2009 11:00pm
 
Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

*snigger*
 
Re: Rewritten nursery rhymes by kazzzz on 29 October 2009 11:17pm
 
There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

heeheehee!
 
Re: Rewritten nursery rhymes by markyboy on 30 October 2009 1:47pm
 
up above the streets and houses
rainbow shining bright
bungle sh*ts out the window
straight into Geoffrey's eyes
....you know the tune!!!
 
Re: Rewritten nursery rhymes by markyboy on 30 October 2009 1:58pm
 
mary had a litle lamb
and some gravy too


the end
 
Re: Rewritten nursery rhymes by TERRY S on 1 November 2009 1:33am
 
Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mice went up the clock,
The clock struck one,
And the rest got away with minor injuries.

Ha, ha!
 



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