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Famous Bushisms.... by Suetu on 4 November 2004 11:27pm
 
Just a copy of an e-mail doing the rounds at the moment...
FAMOUS QUOTES BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush


"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush


"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- Governor George W. Bush



"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- Governor George W. Bush



"The future will be better tomorrow."
- Governor George W. Bush



"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- Governor George W. Bush



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Governor George W. Bush



"Public speaking is very easy."
- Governor George W. Bush



"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Governor George W. Bush


"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Governor George W. Bush




"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Governor George W. Bush



"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Governor George W. Bush



"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Governor George W. Bush



"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- Governor George W. Bush

 
Re: Famous Bushisms.... by Ken Dunn on 5 November 2004 12:20am
 
I'm cross referencing this one to palinstravels Big Green Joke Book.
 
Re: Famous Bushisms.... by Helen on 5 November 2004 12:29am
 
an oldie but a goodie.
don't forget:
"I know how hard it is to put food on a family."
 
Re: Famous Bushisms.... by Silvija on 5 November 2004 3:26pm
 
This is hilarious! Is it for real or just a joke??
 
Re: Famous Bushisms.... by TwoSheds on 5 November 2004 3:27pm
 
"I know how hard it is to put food on a family."

.......especially when they won't sit still!
 
Re: Famous Bushisms.... by Suetu on 5 November 2004 3:59pm
 
Apparently the President of the most Powerful nation in the world actually said this stuff!!!
 
Re: Famous Bushisms.... by canaveralgumby on 5 November 2004 4:45pm
 
Oh my God, we've just re-elected Yogi Berra!
 
Re: Famous Bushisms.... by irishmanufan on 5 November 2004 9:48pm
 
Silvija i would imagine most of theese are true . not that i have 100% proof but they do sound like something he would say !
Linda
p.s suetu you don't mind if i forward this to a friend . he is collecting jokes to brighten up the day of himself and his collegues who are learning to drive buses for Dublin bus ?
 
Re: Famous Bushisms.... by KateC on 5 November 2004 9:54pm
 
More Bush-isms I got from a 'Not everything in black and white makes sense' Guinness book of stupid quotes:

"Rarely is the question asked; 'Is our children learning?'"

"I have my own opinions, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."

"I'm for a stronger death penalty"

'Replying to Walter Mondale's charge that 'He doesn't have the manhood to apologise': "Well on the manhood thing, I'll put mine up against his any time."

"All I was doing was appealing for an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it."

'During a visit to the Dead Sea: "Tell me, how dead is the dead sea?"

"Hey listen. I'm a member of the National Rifle Association. You're hurting my feelings, as they say in China."

"I can't think of any new law existing that's in force that wasn't before."

"It's no exaggeration that the undecideds could go one way or the other."

"It has been said by some cynic, maybe it was a former president, 'If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog'. Well I took them literally...I have Barbara Bush."

"Some reporters said I don't have any vision. Well, I don't see that."

"For seven and a half years, I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex."
- President George Bush

(He meant setbacks. Bush later said: "I feel like the javelin thrower who won the toss and elected to recieve.")

:D Enjoy
 
Re: Famous Bushisms.... by Helen on 5 November 2004 10:05pm
 
*spew*

what a riot!

The manhood quote! my god!
 
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