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Desert here I come. by perfectbitch on 22 November 2005 7:48pm
 
Well folks, I am off to Tunisia tomorrow morning. I have to leave home at 02.50 to get to Gatwick for a 05,00 check in. I'm quite anxious surprisingly but I think it's because this will be my first proper holiday without Nick and I feel a little guilty. Stupid of me but there you go.
I'll look in when I return. Linz.
 
Re: Desert here I come. by kazzzz on 22 November 2005 8:14pm
 
Have a lovely time, don't feel guilty just buy him a nice pressie !
 
Re: Desert here I come. by suzulu on 22 November 2005 8:46pm
 
Have a great time, Linz - you deserve a holiday after all you have been through. Hope you get a ride on a camel! Sue
 
Re: Desert here I come. by simon1287 on 22 November 2005 10:17pm
 
You want to watch those Camels.
The last time I was on one, another Camel came up behind me and took an interest in my ears!!!!!
 
Re: Desert here I come. by tucsonmike on 22 November 2005 11:58pm
 
Enjoy Linz! I'm glad I read it carefully. I thought it was the webmasters warning he was coming to look for me LOL!
 
Re: Desert here I come. by jaime on 23 November 2005 3:04am
 
HAHAHA Mike! LOL! Linz have a great time :D
 
Re: Desert here I come. by peripatetically on 23 November 2005 2:03pm
 
Your holiday sounds like fun. Enjoy!
 
Re: Desert here I come. by purple on 23 November 2005 5:20pm
 
Have fun Linz! I can't wait to hear what adventures you get up to.
 
Re: Desert here I come. by sminobe on 24 November 2005 12:32am
 
simon1287 said on 22 November 2005:
"You want to watch those Camels."

A camel once bit my sister.

Linz,
Will you be making a pilgrimmage to where Bwian was Kwoosified? Give a kiss to that nice, blonde, curly haired Centoowion for me! And don't forget to tip the lepers more than 'alf a dinari.

Have a great time!
 
Re: Desert here I come. by tucsonmike on 24 November 2005 7:38am
 
LOL Sminobe.
Two silly stories about Camels. The first, I have to take you back to January, 1997. In my first Toastmasters club, we used to go out for coffee afterwards. The waitress was a real wise acre. She asked my Club President who we were. She said, Toastmasters. "What do you do?," the waitress asked.
"We give speeches."
"To each other?"
Cathy points to me. "Mike just returned from giving speeches in South Africa."

And now the punchline.
"Who did he speak to, camels?"
I swallowed my coffee the wrong way. We had a South African club member. If Mark's eyes were guns, she would have fallen dead at his feet. With pain in his face, he patiently said, camels were in North Africa.
This kid didn't miss a beat. "Well maybe Mike over there was speaking in North South Africa."

Mark gave up. I was now seeing visions of camels and having a geographic nervous breakdown. The kid did get $75 in tips from us she was so entertaining. Sadly enough, they fired her. We told the manager he was a dingbat for doing so, but to no avail.
I kissed her hand on the way out...

The second story was the Bactrian Camel in Wenceslas Square in Prague. It was being used for a commercial for Pilsner Beer. The green company blanket was draped over it's two humps.

There, my life with camels. Luckily, none of them bit me, but thanks to the waitress, I still have camelphobia.
 
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