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If they use Plutonium... by canaveralgumby on 19 January 2006 6:26pm
 
If they use Plutonium to power the rocket to Pluto, then what will they use to power the rocket to Uranus?

That joke was submitted for the Zinc Stoat of Budapest Award. It came last.
 
Re: If they use Plutonium... by tucsonmike on 19 January 2006 6:52pm
 
Bada bing...
 
Re: If they use Plutonium... by purple on 19 January 2006 7:44pm
 
Zing!
Such a intriguing question...
 
Re: If they use Plutonium... by kazzzz on 20 January 2006 12:37am
 
poo?
 
Re: If they use Plutonium... by peripatetically on 20 January 2006 12:38am
 
poop
 
Re: If they use Plutonium... by Miss-M on 20 January 2006 12:52am
 
Uranium of course. Dah!

(OK, so I was planning on making an excrement-related joke, but I couldn't think of anything witty enough!)
 
Re: If they use Plutonium... by kazzzz on 20 January 2006 1:15am
 
Think of Audrey, Missy...that should be enough to give you the shits!
 
Re: If they use Plutonium... by Ken Dunn on 20 January 2006 2:42am
 
I thought about this for a moment and came up with the same answer as Miss-M because of the logic and the fact that uranium and plutonium are elements in or created by the nuclear reaction used in some electrical power stations. This means that the original question is not really a joke but a test for budding nuclear physicists! This also explains why the question came last in a joke competition.
 
Re: If they use Plutonium... by Ellerd on 20 January 2006 2:55am
 
Oh no, not another Uranus joke.

I just look forward to the day when the planet is renamed to end this silly little joke, as foretold by "Futurama"!
 
Re: If they use Plutonium... by tucsonmike on 20 January 2006 5:19am
 
That's what we need, a world committe to rename Uranus. Then again, this doesn't come up as a problem in any language other than English.
 
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