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JTM is setting up a retirement fund.... by johnnythemonkey on 7 June 2008 8:04pm
 
I've decided at 50, I've had enough of working my arse off and expect you guys to fund my retirement. I'll provide details of my Lagos account. Nothing extravagant mind you,
just a nice villa with a sea view in Paros or Crete. Majorca would do at a push.
Please give what you can afford and I'll spend it wisely.....40% on booze, 40% on women.......I'll waste the rest !
* Thanks Georgie Best *, much missed.
 
Re: JTM is setting up a retirement fund.... by Ken Dunn on 7 June 2008 9:17pm
 
Drat, I've just sent MMmmmm $10,000 and I should have sent it to you JTM.
 
Re: JTM is setting up a retirement fund.... by suzulu on 8 June 2008 12:48am
 
Tell you what, Johnny, I'll fund yours if you fund mine - which means we will both have precisely nothing.
 
Re: JTM is setting up a retirement fund.... by tucsonmike on 8 June 2008 1:31am
 
LOL Sue. Does that mean we can have a Palinite Retirement Fund. I am trying to picture the international TV Commercials.
 
Re: JTM is setting up a retirement fund.... by kazzzz on 8 June 2008 8:05am
 
Why not open the Bank of Palin? The kiddies can have money boxes in the shape of a gourd or a tin of spam and we can have an ex leper on the telly ads :)
 
Re: JTM is setting up a retirement fund.... by johnnythemonkey on 8 June 2008 9:44am
 
I received my first cheque.......keep them coming, you know it makes sense. :)
 
Re: JTM is setting up a retirement fund.... by kazzzz on 8 June 2008 9:48am
 
I've sent MY cheque to Ken :)
 
Re: JTM is setting up a retirement fund.... by johnnythemonkey on 8 June 2008 9:52am
 
It'll bounce....every cheque she's sent me has.
 
Re: JTM is setting up a retirement fund.... by johnnythemonkey on 9 June 2008 5:33am
 
Some kind Palinites have already sent me some money but I need a lot more. This is a really worthwhile cause, I'm going to take up painting and all sorts of other arty stuff. My youngest daughter is extremely disabled ( she sneezed twice yesterday ) and my oldest daughter snorts designer clothes. My wife shops at Primark......but even that costs money ! Please donate heavily, as I'm extremely greedy rather than needy. :)
 
Re: JTM is setting up a retirement fund.... by mrsthing on 9 June 2008 1:35pm
 
I'm sorry, Johnny, but all my money is going for gas for the car. :(
 
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