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  The Chatter Box : Blathering On
  
  
  
 
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Re: Congratulation! by bIG bLOGGER on 11 April 2010 1:49pm
 
Thank you very much for your congratulation on the anniversary of my birth date on April 10,yesterday.
Yes,it was a very happy day!
 
Re: Congratulation! by johnnythemonkey on 11 April 2010 4:43pm
 
Happy birthday bIG.
Of course, we don't know if you're 24, 44, or 64.
In fact, we know almost nothing of you.
 
Re: Congratulation! by perfectbitch on 12 April 2010 10:43am
 
Belated greetings bIG.

Linz
 
Re: Congratulation! by bIG bLOGGER on 12 April 2010 1:50pm
 
jtm: would it surprise you too much if I turned out to be a 35-year-old good-looking Scottish Lassie with above-average intelligence and brains as well?
 
Re: Congratulation! by johnnythemonkey on 12 April 2010 2:14pm
 
No bIG, it wouldn't surprise me but my guess is that you are somewhat older than that.
Why not come clean ? You know it makes sense. :)
 
Re: Congratulation! by bIG bLOGGER on 12 April 2010 2:15pm
 
I have far too much to hide :))
 
Re: Congratulation! by johnnythemonkey on 12 April 2010 2:17pm
 
I know !
 
Re: Congratulation! by johnnythemonkey on 12 April 2010 2:23pm
 
Some questions for you bIG, surely you could answer some.

Are you married ?
Do you have kids?
Are you their mother or their father ?
Have you heard of Michael Palin ?
Do you live with Tootsie?
What happened to Tootsie's pals ?
Are you a mad axeman/woman ?
 
Re: Congratulation! by johnnythemonkey on 12 April 2010 4:26pm
 
I will answer your questions honestly Toots.

1 Ties ain't my thing but if I go to a place that requires it...
2 The offices where I worked had aircon, whereas I sweltered on the shopfloor.
3 Yes. It's called respect for others.
4 It probably is rude to ask someone what they earn but if they are stuffy and you know you earn more than them....let them know.
5 Not if I've invited her out.
6 Yes. If you are invited to someone's home, don't go empty-handed. Although I think my company is enough, my wife keeps me right.
7 I just ask for an ashtray and wait for their reaction !
8 Not at a BBQ which is about the only place you could smoke and eat these days !
9 I don't often use taxis. The last time I did, the fare was £3.40 and I gave him a fiver.
10 A haircut for me costs £7 and I give the girl £8. Biggest tip I've given in a restaurant is probably a tenner. ( I am Scottish. )
 
Re: Congratulation! by bIG bLOGGER on 12 April 2010 4:48pm
 
I will try to answer your kind and very eagerly-asked questions,Tootsie NO.1:

1.In restaurants in Palermo,men try to dress smartly,but usually after half-a-dozen Sambucas,and what with the Midday heat,they are usually soon down to shirts and shorts and looking for someone to take it out on.

2.In Palermo,men go to work dressed smartly but usually after half-a-dozen Sambucas,and what with......[see Answer 1]

3. In Holy Places,such as The Vatican Palace,you should be dressed in full holy robes as a mark of respect to the Pope Himself,in all His Pomp and Finery. You should also wear kneeling pads,and NEVER should you ask the Pope what his favourite group is.

4. It is VERY rude to ask the Pope what he earns,OR what His favourite group is.

5. If she is a Duchess,a Dutch Lady,or a Dutch Queen she will usually pay the half the bill,otherwise if she isn't she will usually pay the whole bill for the both of you.
 
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