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Who killed johnnythemonkey ? by johnnyBgood! on 11 January 2012 4:55am
 
Will the coward stand up ? ;)

Having weighed up the profiles of my suspects j'accuse................watch this space.
 
Re: Who killed johnnythemonkey ? by ev on 11 January 2012 10:55am
 
It was me.

Oh, wait a minute... no it wasn't.

I found a fitting joke for this occasion:

"For his evil deeds, Johnny was sent to hell.

ah never, mind, it wasn't actually that funny,.



 
Re: Who killed johnnythemonkey ? by ev on 11 January 2012 11:15am
 
Wait! I found one:

"Bad Johnny was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. The only thing he said was, "F.F."
His wife turned to him and answered, "E.F."
Out on the highway, he said, "F.F."
She responded simply, "E.F."
He repeated, "F.F."
She again replied, "E.F."
"Mom! Dad!" their son yelled. "What's going on?"
Bad Johnny answered: "Your mother wants to eat first!""
 



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