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Entertaining quotes for the girls - no offence meant chaps! by Katie J on 20 April 2005 4:14pm
 
Hope these make you giggle!!


Inside every older lady is a younger lady wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to
get out. But I can usually shut her up
with cookies.

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes
one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade another country..
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-



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Re: Entertaining quotes for the girls - no offence meant chaps! by Wild in Africa on 20 April 2005 4:35pm
 
Oh well, you started it!
'Inside every younger lady is an older man, not quite so keen to get out'
 
Re: Entertaining quotes for the girls - no offence meant chaps! by Dr. Piglet on 20 April 2005 5:14pm
 
LOL wild!
 



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